Have y'all ever just wanted to put a straw in the tequila bottle and start drinking??

Yeah. That's my week.

Snuggles and coffee.
I love my slow mornings!

#MorningsWithMurph

“Peacocking” is too kind.

This is simply SDE.

This morning I made the egregious mistake of pouring my coffee too loudly. My cat started and lifted his head just enough to give me some epic side eye.

I’m now scared he will get his revenge tonight while I’m sleeping.😳

I hate when I can tell that I’m not gonna sleep. Before I even go to bed!

I just want to skip the tossing and turning and fast forward to the morning and drinking coffee.

Oops!!

*lifts martini in salute*

Never underestimate park rangers!

Thank goodness I have this cute, furry face to help keep me sane 😊

I was thinking something similar earlier tonight. Good lord do I need some tequila!

I don’t have enough tequila for this shit.

I almost showered my cat with coffee when I read this!

Wow. My cat can shoot me some epic side eye when I sneeze. All because I woke him up 🤷‍♀️

An orange and white cat is curled up on a pillow and blanket, ostensibly looking out the window, but really napping.

Murph’s demonstrating for me his subversive napping skills.

@brittlestar.com

Orange and white menace, aka Murph, is curled up on an ivory afghan in my lap.

I've been catted by this adorable fiend! Now I can't get up and refill my mug of mulled wine!!

I had hoped that the VA would be different….it’s not.

I hope it all ends up okay for you.

Same!!

I didn’t want to “like” this, but I’m over here thinking “hell, yes, sister!!”

Meta AF!

1 as well!

Mom wouldn’t let me do the 10 records for a penny thing 🤷‍♀️

Orange and white cat curled up on blanket on my lap.

Oh, darn.
I've been catted by Murph.
Phooey.

#catted

Profound piece. It really lifts that veil of invisibility. Thanks for posting it!

Thanks, Dad! I forgot about that…Texas has been taking their sweet time acknowledging Fall!

I've been catted...again.

Darn.

True facts.

TFW you've been catted...and you can't decide if you should risk standing up or just keep your peace until the cat decides to move

Prost! 🍸

Sounds like a big mug of tea or coffee is called for!

Hey, anyone seen Murph?? I can't find him....

The perfect mug for sipping tea doesn't exis...