SnoofyBee The Clean Hands Changing Pad-

@danielobrien.bsky.social (and also @sorenbowie.bsky.social because I don't think Daniel checks his mentions) this really helped with my two boys! www.amazon.com/stores/Snoof...

@lilyyily.bsky.social We're going to miss you on tour this summer! But if what Scott alluded to is true and that's the reason, congratulations!!!

The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday) YouTube video by Baked Goods

A joyous holiday to you and yours

youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

Toot toot!

@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social Without any spoilers, what is the proper order to listen to today's 420 eps - CBB Kushmageddon / Kushtopia #1?

@jacquisneal.bsky.social you were hilarious on the Neighborhood Listen! Please come back again!

I love Betsy!!!!

Happy Wet Day proper! Enjoy your 45-60 minute showers 🚿

One of my favorite lines ever, as true today as ever. "The people you say cause all the crime, wake up MFer and smell the slime"

Philly is a mess. I bought what I thought were 2 VIP tickets for a total of $28. Then I learned today that the tickets are legit but not VIP. I called the venue and they helped me get real VIP tickets.

Update: I had to buy separate full price VIP tickets. Some weird fluke allowed me to buy 2 non-VIP tickets for $28, instead of the full price VIP tickets I was trying to buy.

I still have the other tickets. Orchestra row D, 112 & 113. If any Philly people want to buy them from me, send me a DM.

Yeah I guess it's because Original Fig is my +1

Hey Scott! Can someone look into the Philly tickets? Yesterday I bought 2 VIP tickets from the venue for only $28. They said they're going to follow up with me about the pricing, but they do see my tickets on the seating chart so they're legit. Is this a known issue for Philly? What do I do?!

My 7 year old was wondering why that man wears orange makeup, and then said that if he wasn't so evil, he'd make a really funny clown

A decade ago the country elected a known rapist. And from that day forward we’re supposed to make our little phone calls to our reps about the other bad things the rapist and his friends keep doing? I’ll make them but like, gosh, I feel like we saw this coming?

I just called the ticketing service. I do have actual tickets that they can confirm are on the seat map! They're going to follow up with me about the pricing because tickets obviously aren't $14 each. But apparently I don't have to do or buy anything else.

Yeah I picked seats but the total was still $28. The presale isn't even active yet so I don't know what I just bought...

Congrats @sorenbowie.bsky.social on your new garage! And congrats @danielobrien.bsky.social on your new baby!

@scottaukerman.bsky.social I just paid $28 for two VIP tickets in Philly directly from the venue. I'm sure that's just the VIP add-on right? I'm assuming I still need to buy regular tickets tomorrow?

Looking forward to the second leg of the tour when I have to convince my wife that we need to go to another VIP show

Vote for Comedy Bang! Bang! for the Webby Awards.

Vote for the podcast that WON’T quit. vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

The tour page could use an update! Babysitters book up quickly!

Hahahahaha

@pftompkins.bsky.social Charles Dumpster at the 2016 live @cbbworld.bsky.social show is one of the best characters I never heard before today! I hope you bring him back someday!

A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing

Literally just listened to your clues for the letter S from last week! It had me dying

When is the tour??

I think once we see people murdered in the street on our phones on a regular basis we can stop bleeping the word “shit?”

Let's offer Trump a made up award if he abolishes daylight savings. It would be a rare moment of bipartisan support. Sure he blew up a school, but at least we wouldn't have to change our clocks anymore.

a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

Announce the tour already!