You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Cried over how beautiful the moon was.
Got certified as a hypnotherapist.
Conducted a lab experiment to hug your mom.
Spoke to your father for the last time through a window as tears streamed down your cheeks and you couldnt even wipe them away because DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE
I remain undefeated

inarax.v 1d @ Threads Name a pandemic activity. Something we only did during that time • 15.7K C 4.6K Y 341 Top v View activity > babiejenks now Filled out FEMA reimbursement forms for costs associated with the death of a parent from COVID.

Im so good at this game.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Maturity is overriding the first impulse that feels compelled to correct someone expressing they have made inaccurate assumptions about me, with the second thought: Ok, how can i exploit this.

The prelude to a collapse of an Eastern European authoritarian state.

Jenka @babiejenks Replying to @Beccabluesky My little aero garden buddies today

A hydroponic mint sitting in a jar on a glass table top a paved patio.

Jenka @babiejenks • 10h Omg is this wild mint thats just spontaneously growing on my patio? I mean it smells like mint. Which was my first clue.

You don't even need to plant it in the ground. Just taking it outside is enough.

Ukraine’s Second Miracle Year The war isn’t won, but for the first time in years, outright victory seems possible.

"Strategically, Ukraine has a theory of victory that looks increasingly plausible, while Russia’s is crumbling....Russia bet the farm on the theory that meat waves would overwhelm Ukraine while the United States and Hungary blocked Western support, and failed."
www.thebulwark.com/p/ukraines-s...

Me n Tom, going in for a hug. I awkwardly have a t shirt rolled up in my suit pocket. Tom is in front of a backdrop that says "Make Polluters Pay"

You guys I went to the Steyer event tonight and he was great.

He is the only person Chevron and PG&E and the Realtors are spending against, and that should tell you everything you need to know.

sarawiley10 9h @ Threads Posting "should I plant mint in ground" in my Facebook gardening group just to feel something

The Strange Death of Orbánism Franz Pokorny

Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

“We synthesize emerging evidence that a tiny number of highly active users drives a disproportionate share of misinformation and toxicity, and explain how platform incentives reward moralized, identity-salient, and emotionally charged content.”

This article is so good, I’ve shared it many times! It’s unclear if the archives of Self will stay online, I’d recommend saving this article so you have it now that this publication has folded.

Anyway, you got any fun new projects? Or caught in the grind cycle? Hahah i do have a very random new project Do tell Is this a question just for me, cuz i have a tendency for random projects or would anyone get this question from you? I dont know how other people are. No it's for you specifically Other people don't do anything A A Well..... i dont know how real this is but..... My friend

We’ll see i guess 🌬️

Crazy what it takes to get a decent phone picture of the Moon

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Religion may or may not be under attack, but it is an essential mechanism for mind control, if one were interested in the uses of such a thing, so offense is the best defense.

I just watched Trust Me: The False Prophet and religion is just an absolutely phenomenal way to get people to dissociate from the part of their brain that would think for itself.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

this is like a miracle

But they recoup the cost I imagine?

🎶California lo-o-re 🎶 (to the tune of Tupac)

Out in the desert, big lots like that have I don't know what they're called but like.... bus station type shade structures, that have solar panels on top. You wouldn't even be seeing the parking spaces from that angle.

I was informed this evening that I am 2 degrees removed from the Airbnb host whose security camera footage was the evidence here.

Me, just a little baby who doesn’t know anything: “Jeez, why is the Starbucks in Desert Hot Springs so crowded today?”

True! But not a lot of romance genre actually achieves the level of sophisticated drama. HR goes there too. Ep 5 in particular is neck and neck with Breaking Bad for best TV episode of all time. Its transcendent. Serious filmcraft.

Still thinking abt this. I truly felt like i was watching a documentary abt the origin of patriarchy. Like, this is how it happened 10,000 years ago. How it was invented and took hold and kept getting passed down thru generations. Its psychological, sociological, neurological.

Its such a testament to the lightning in a bottle of Heated Rivalry that it did this but somehow that made it MORE dramatic and potent.

Ahhh is that what happened to Hacks…