Wormtounge whispering to Theoden “but Joshua the United States has ever been our friend and ally”

Not sure there’s another single track that had the lasting impact this one did.

This one and I don’t think it’s close

The “finding out” portion of “can I hold the German national champions wheel for a few laps”

Me and Tom Samson taking turns throwing up while fuckin Kenny got away with one to go

lol I got dropped so hard by the Florian Vogel group you could have put a headstone on the backwards facing rut I dug

Honestly if you let that guy dress up as Shredder I’ll bet he would have gone hard on it but alas

Yeah I know enough about rats to know that “rat proofing” usually takes some liberties with the condition of “proofing”

I have

Some news

About NYCs leadership during that time

And just like that, the last vestige* of How NY Used To Be becomes a memory

*puddles of hot trash water seeping out of rat-ripped bags in July

That thing went down like a refrigerator into an SSI Q140

“…IF YOURE A COWARD”

This place is surprisingly good! Lots of regional specialties that come out once a year for a few days. It’s funny because they’re mostly known for their bread but they have a super legit pastry person!

I’m feeling like whole ass today but that pastry made it nominally better

Hahaha I am too ashamed to post a picture of the kill zone I created around my lap

Seriously it looks like a family of raccoons got to it

Oh hell yeah the bakery had Tompouce!!

Pictured: absolutely ravaged remains of said Tompouce.

Boston Rebellion: Mike Wissell "It went REALLY WELL ... till it didn't." YouTube video by DirtWireTV

I am a danger to myself and others

“Inherently very safe”

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

100%

That’s literally how we navigated mtb access in the fells!

Basically waited till all the weirdo “conservationists” had kids who rode bikes and then made friends w them

I spent years nurturing the relationship with the grounds crew and local cops so we wouldn’t get kicked out every time a dog walker complained.

I have no idea how it ever worked.

It was really something! From the early days with Rosey where it was 8 people in the freezing dark to the glory days of the 2010s where we would have 50 people showing up.

Literally hundreds of people learned how to do cx there

JRA Cycles Presents: Cyclocross Practice at Larz Anderson YouTube video by DirtWireTV

#neverforget

Berk had it kind of going for a bit but I think it’s gone now

10+ years of Larz!

I think people have been using ours to get rid of old car batteries since 1962

Listen to the result through headphones redlining the preamp while eating paint chips out of a bucket

Country and hip hop dominate the “hometown good/ hometown bad” song category but I’m struggling to find a genre to adequately describe the psychic derangement present in nearly every interaction.

Maybe cross early Today is the Day with Khanate and run the result through a low pass filter

Sometimes I really wonder if this towns reservoir was originally a lead mine.

Finally got to see my new primary care doc yesterday and holy shit it makes such a huge difference when they actually listen to you. Amazing to have someone say “we’re gonna figure this out” and not “all your values are more or less normal so you should be fine”

Oh man is that Joe from Obrien’s?