They all thought the game was over, which it should have been.

I’m sorry, 5 playoff OT penalty shots in the history of the league?

What was the actual quote? I’m not watching

So historically speaking what number fight is that between someone named O’Connor and someone named Murphy

That would require a coach

There’s a distinct possibility I stop watching this team if that happens

If I operated a mule rental agency I would have a pretty strict rule about damage deposits

"For $1, agreed-upon pieces of jewellery, natural love and affection, and other good and valuable consideration."

What if the closing clauses of the agreement contain the terms "Time is of the essence in this agreement. This agreement has been prepared by both parties and Contra proferentem does not apply. This agreement may be executed in counterparts or with a gun to either party's head."

Not liking tracks 4-5 I get. Not liking tracks 2-3 is craaaaaaaazy

Meddle wayyyyy too low

As we all predicted, the Canucks gave up 6 goals to the avs and #29 scored the game winning goal

Wedgewood and Blackwood is a funny goalie tandem name but a funnier one would be Wedgewood and Ironputter

I hate Kane but he was the first guy to jump in

Aaaaaand there it is

Every 2.6 seconds a man is involved in a rollover car crash somewhere. Tiger Woods is that man

Rare L from the Onion

This is the language of Kristallnacht and the Holocaust. The language of the Red Summer and the Trail of Tears. Rwanda and Bosnia. The Holodomor, Armenia, and East Timor. It’s the language of othering, dehumanizing an entire people to justify their extermination. It’s the language of genocide.

Arcade Fire?

U.S. brought back $100 million of gold from Venezuela, Interior Secretary Burgum says The Interior secretary said Venezuela's interim president, Delcy Rodriguez, wants foreign investment in the country's mining sector.

We invaded Venezuela, kidnapped their leader and installed a puppet, and are now pillaging the country's resources just like the fascists in the 1930s did, and somehow this has already been normalized and isn't being treated as the crime it is

It’s already been reported that one ATC was tasked with both this job AND the air traffic job.

We as Americans cannot fathom how profoundly destabilizing Trump’s insane Greenland saber-rattling was to European allies. It was a rupture that will never be fully repaired — and yet America has already forgotten it.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Literally three goals in this game where the shooter was all alone in the slot

VAMOOOOOS VENEZUELA 🇻🇪

The Canucks for kids telethon is a great cause, helping kids who are tragically afflicted with Canucks fandom

*notices the bulging rock formation in your Australian landscape*

uluru what’s this 👉👈

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

While first responders deal with a medical emergency in the crowd, Trump asks his staffers to put on Ave Maria