I need to stop making up fake little scenarios in my head

Stupid ass Mii laying on the ground right next to a lounge chair on the beach

Girl there is a chair RIGHT THERE

HELLO 👋😊

Just heard a distant gunshot #JustFloridaThings

lesbians

I love it when I just randomly feel really hot

True

My guess is hardware issues. Maybe more miis than that walking around would/could crash a switch

I wish I knew how to socialize

Really scared I might’ve just given myself food poisoning 😭

team edward? team jacob? It doesn’t matter, the only team u should be on is ur own team

hiii 😁

I’m just so fucking exhausted

Saw a person with the exact body type I want and now I wanna krill my shelf

quaking in my boots rn

There’s a mall cinema near me that makes BANGER boneless wings

Just opened a 20 box of taquitos. Wanna know how many were in there? 19. Fucking scammed

Of course 🥰

the feminine urge to fucking smash shit with baseball bats

I get this urge very often

yes, im a LESBIAN L- E- exhausted S- B- I- A- N-

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week!!

I think you should be able to do a little more than that but that’s just me 🤷‍♀️

Today felt so fucking long

You’re never gonna believe what my island is called…

eepy consumes me once more

There definitely needs to be some kind of study done on that if there isn’t already one

I need to be put down (*knocked out)

the dysphoria sure is hitting tonight, huh…

That proposal mini game in tomodachi life is no joke 😭

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