quaking in my boots rn

There’s a mall cinema near me that makes BANGER boneless wings

Just opened a 20 box of taquitos. Wanna know how many were in there? 19. Fucking scammed

Of course 🥰

the feminine urge to fucking smash shit with baseball bats

I get this urge very often

yes, im a LESBIAN L- E- exhausted S- B- I- A- N-

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week!!

I think you should be able to do a little more than that but that’s just me 🤷‍♀️

Today felt so fucking long

You’re never gonna believe what my island is called…

eepy consumes me once more

There definitely needs to be some kind of study done on that if there isn’t already one

I need to be put down (*knocked out)

the dysphoria sure is hitting tonight, huh…

That proposal mini game in tomodachi life is no joke 😭

🫡

Omg I also just had a milkshake… is my future decided?

I’ll finally have a break tomorrow \^•^/

i liek bewbies 𐔌˙.

#Real

Like I’ve seriously only had a handful of horny thoughts (yearning does not count as yearning is not inherently horny)

In the almost three weeks since starting estrogen, my libido has gotten NUKED lmao

HI HI hello mika 👋😊

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

You’re like a cryptid on my island. And urban legend, if you will

@shuakepilled.bsky.social can you confirm?

Scene of Vanessa Mii wearing the Phantom Thief clothes posing in what seems to be the behind the scenes of a movie set “The phantom thief Vanessa is on the scene!” Text at the bottom of the screen

Isn’t this a Persona reference??

Diagram of relationships in my Tomodachi Life island

Interesting relationships developing on Van Lesbos Island

I’ve heard they are, yeah. Don’t think I’ve seen one tho

Princess Rosalina Mii watching The Being (little alien thing) playing with their koala plushy. The text “She seems curious about The Being.” Near the bottom of the screen with a text option saying “Go for it!” Underneath

Funniest screenshot I’ve gotten so far in Tomodachi Life