one-shotted by the dedication of the 2nd edition of Vampire: The Masquerade

new photographic technology allows the royal vampires to be captured on camera for the first time

this placement accidentally creates the impression of a truly insane Creasy hairstyle

FINISH HIM DIANE

only one politician has the skills to unite Kemi Badenoch, Emily Thornberry and Ed Davie and make them all look good

is he going to cry

even emily thornberry is visibly doing a better job. EMILY FUCKING THORNBERRY

oh my fucking god

world's least furious sounding man

jesus fucking christ he's so bad at this

the arc of history is long but it bends, confusingly, towards Peter Mandelson accidentally making Kemi Badenoch the Prime Minister

it's weird because "laying out insanely boring bureaucratic detail" is the thing - practically the only thing - that he actually seems like a natural it. it's just not enough

so it's "drown it in technical language". hmm

peter? i hardly mandelson!

you have to assume that the Prime Minister is actively hoping for a total breakdown in Iran talks and the resumption of open war. that was the only good month he's had for like at least a year

small american cities be like

if we change our way of life, the gooners have already won bsky.app/profile/tabl...

this one, wayyy back when (and when you didn't have to worry so much about how the PDF would work, i guess) www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/1...

THEY ALREADY DID IT

COWARDS

this is where i post from

yes i listened to the new Olvia Rodrigo. yes i'm now listening to the new(ish) sunn O))). we exist.

but it feels like 300! It feels like the most tightly constructed thing you've ever read and then you reread it and find all these weird little byways that still fit perfectly

this is just people openly saying "i never read anything older than 2 years old, it just doesn't come up in my life"

it's so good that even accidentally inventing dark academia doesn't damn it. it's still worth it

i'm reading The Secret History again and it's just... it's the perfect book. it's the perfect novel. how did she DO it

everybody shut the fuck up about the pope. there are no good pope posts left

Keir Starmer in a full sensory deprivation gimp mask during all important govt meetings

this implies they have the ability to formulate long-term plans