Hey hey - who is on here?

The trending thing on Twitter rn is to get lobotomies at Claire’s , don’t look just trust me

I literally have no idea where my mail gets delivered and I haven’t for like a year and a half

Ordering a coffee with cows milk in east village is equivalent to putting a hit on yourself

a Slaycation is a vacation you take but you wear all your really nice outfits and there are no strenuous activities

Ok time to post our banking information!!! you go first

mood on here

If I see one rocket emoji on here I’m reporting you to the IRS

Ranch seasoning blend should come in the form of packets like sugar