Posts by chaude fontaine
“all these tectonic plates shifting and the earthquake off york harbour really got me thinking about when things shifted between us and i was left rattled and shaken up. anyway, i hope you are okay and the earthquake didn’t shake you up as badly as losing you shook me up.”
the fact that my current partner is posting a poster from a film my former partner edited is fucking hilarious internet lore for me
Kidz Bop “Goodbye Horses”
welcome to bluesky friends
in the clerb (seasonal affective affective disorder) we all fam ~
Dog food
me: “girl what happened” 🫣🫨
my friend: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 25:33
idk i just think that people that actually travel a lot and have status should get lounge access before someone that has an amex. what’s the point of even being loyal to any of these airlines if they can just be bought by rich assholes
i’m surrounded by so many clowns you’d think i was at the circus
Finally got rid of twitter
get in loser, we’re leaving X (twitter)
#xodus
twitter is dead to me
monster energy bf, chagaccino gf
i’m surrounded by so many clowns you’d think i was at the circus
how does one celebrate labour day, you ask? well, by working, of course!
Jimmy Buffett
RIP to the man responsible for the greatest cameo in film history: Here is Jimmy Buffett in the Jurassic World Margaritaville grabbing two tropical cocktails as he flees an attack of pteranodons