the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

This is great but does Ofsteve have her own name?

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Unironically let him cook

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

There are Rush stan boys and there are Beach Boy stan boys and anecdotal evidence suggests that they are best both avoided.

I want you to know that I truly appreciate this deep cut.

“The pope should be careful before talking theology” is just extraordinary stuff. Top-shelf. You write one book that gets turned into a Ron Howard movie and suddenly you’re nailing your manifesto to the cathedral doors.

IKR?

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the Jedi's are dumb as rocks and should be in charge of nothing. As an academic myself, I can honestly say that tracks.

i think i deserve happiness more than lauren sanchez bezos, actually

the real issue with America is the complete collapse of societal bonds, entire generations didnt need to have some weirdo stranger tell them stupid lies and ask for money, they had uncles and and cousins to fill those roles respectively

A screenshot from The Bugaloos.

I was weirdly obsessed with The Bugaloos - which even at the time was clearly a D-Lister among the many Sid & Marty offerings. It's very embarrassing.

Interesting. I think developing an elaborate cheating system that the whole team knows about is classless, but that's just me I guess.

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week.

For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead.

One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

My most Luddite opinion is restaurants should always have physical menus.

exactly right. I've stopped saying it though because people hate the truth.

Yup, this is the quiet part. It always is with these guys.

The BIGGEST fucking lie. Big Morning (and all their cheerful zombie minions) must be stopped.

I went to Costco this week for the first time in years and am ready to turn over management of the country to them

Let me say this plainly: Iranian children have as much of a right to live and thrive as American children.

Their babies MUST be as precious to me as my 6 niblings and my baby grandnib are IF I want them to have a future.

If I want a future for my kin AND humanity, I MUST act like it.

So must you.

19 Portland State University Departments are facing cuts or complete elimination. On 3/19 members of SEIU 503-89 rallied to demand the Board of Trustees stop the cuts and secure state funding to grow our university. I stand with my fellow PSU workers in their fight for a fair contract.

Union warns PSU may cut entire Gen Ed program as 200 staff could be laid off Portland State University’s Board of Trustees met on Friday as the university worked to close what administrators describe as a structural budget deficit.

Portland State University is threatening to cut the entire Gen Ed program in addition to laying off 200 faculty & raising tuition by 5%.

“We are asking trustees to pause these cuts & to work with us this year in the long session to create solutions."

—Bill Knight, PSU AAUP

@psuaaup.bsky.social

Councilors Avalos, Green, and Koyama Lane hold signs protesting cuts at PSU.

Councilor Avalos and Councilor Green stand with PSU community members at a rally.

PSU AAUP's president Bill Knight addresses the crowd gathered at PSU.

Signs that stay "PSU Stop the Cuts" and "Shared governance now! Grow PSU! No confidence in Cudd!"

Before I was elected, I was an educator at PSU and a proud member of AAUP. So, it was a full circle moment for me to join AAUP’s rally to say something simple and true: A university is nothing without its workers.

Be Free or Die. The Amazing Story of Robert Smalls' Escape From Slavery to Union Hero by Cate Lineberry

A black and white photo of Robert Smalls with the caption: "Fuck them boats. - Cpt Robert Smalls

There was once an enslaved man who stole a Confederate ship and sailed his a bunch of families to Union controlled waters & got everyone free.

Then he fought as a soldier in the Union Army.

Then he was elected to US House of Representatives.

Robert Smalls was born 187 years ago today

Some people get irritated but the fact is that the war on Iran is currently the most consequential issue in the world. Period. The implications are uncalculable.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

i love it. my life has been measurably improved by the this knowledge. will now be referring to my tits as norks constantly.

dying to to know what norks are, but afraid to search. guess I will just have to live with the mystery like some sort of pre-internet caveperson.