blacked out on that dick😵

brb gonna create a nana acct just to scold ppl

Get off that stove we have company coming over 😘

hypnotic😵‍💫

Return them promptly to the seller and demand a ref— lmao jk just eat ur ass

#notaffiliated with any actual worm company

Come get yall worms🪱

Oh fuck I just remembered I haven’t checked on my Sea Monkeys since 1991

Look at this kind young man helping this elderly homeless woman out of a car

I miss the racketeering scheme between my childhood dentist and the local McDonald’s 🦷🍦

Nana was so wise 😌

and then they came for the butter, but there was no one left to speak out for the butter

This “administration” feels like you just learned the dumb as fuck high school bully won the lottery

Wearing skintight jorts and an X-Files tee

that is the most British thing I have ever heard

the contrasted version draws my eye more

Gaga watching the fish at the aquarium

Sanford & Son theme song just hit right it was so on point. Like that’s exactly the sound I would expect to come from a junkyard

The luminosity of Earth’s Sun is 3.846 × 1026 watts (or 3.846 × 1033 ergs per second)

Oops!…I Did It Again (committed tax fraud)

@rebeccaonion.bsky.social Eat shit😘

She’s a 10, but has mustard on her glasses.

What?!?

mom’s spaghetti

King! 👑

Oop

Great. What could go wrong?