Fuck

Overcooked fries: a little unexpected crispy goodness. Thank you, hand of fate.

Undercooked fries: limp carb tentacles. I’m calling the police.

Reality is definitely upside down right now.

What if Trump is purposefully assembling the most insane cabinet ever so he can create a team of supervillains called The Q-Men? He drives around in a Walmart shopping scooter, calls himself Dr. Q., uses the hair helmet to play 1-D chess with Madgeneto (aka MTG)…🤔

I can see it. #profoundthoughts