i learn something new every day and i’m sick of it

"New Year, New Me," I whisper as I repeat my endless cycle

you as well my friend!!

wahoo wahoo!

omg baz hi!

life is horrific text over a picture of a black unicorn

is this thing still on

never let them tell you it can't be dumb

Everything lives rent free in my head. I have not yet found the proper mechanism to charge rent to the things in my head.

psa if you’re hanging out with joe goldberg and he puts on a baseball hat you are going to die. that’s his murder hat

i don’t need rizz i have a personality disorder

everything is pissing me off i need to go to the ocean

what are you chalking about. what are you even chalking about

actually im allowed to be cringe after all ive been though

no rizz just extremely annoying

Two male ducks enjoying their time in a large puddle (deep enough to swim in) in a school parking lot.

what if we were two ducks floating in a parking lot puddle

what if i don’t want to lock in? what if i just want to dilly dally

imagine hating on me and im just at home hating on me

gummy work on a branch

bella, look! it’s a worm

i hope you’re doing well. despite literally everything

yeah i got the bug that causes me to do embarrassing things inserted at claire’s

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]

i am the horror and i will be persisting

4 paintings of melancholic women in water with the caption, “me after saying it is what it is”

It be that way sometimes. 🙃

i hate when doctors assume i’m straight

if they gave out an oscar based off of acting normal in public, i still wouldn’t have an oscar

hot singles in your area are putting your name in the death note

sorry i cant tonight or ever my cats are expecting me at home

losing HP every time I want to say something but the conversation topic shifts

tfw your cat is getting put on the same anxiety medication as you