all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

Not this absolute icon being the best thing to exist in this timeline. Always.

If you work in a high school and your students are walking out for a righteous cause:

Don’t get in their way, you’re going to look like an asshole

Racist Nazi Colonel Stephen Lockjaw from One Battle After Another, played by Sean Penn, in a spot-on characterization of racist Nazi SS-wannabe Gregory Bovino.

Racist Nazi Gregory Bovino who likes to cosplay as SS wearing his concentration-camp-filling uniform.

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

He did NOT die

I’m gonna need a @scalzi.com book about this little pink lemon planet post-haste.

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management Grab your umbrella and your tights.

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

Is that…..paper??

Yes. Yes I do.

Hassett is an energy vampire.

I felt that in my soul

I, too, am the girlfriend of Antifa.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

And your kids can go to Prettyboy Elementary! If they survive the night.

I have never wanted to throw away $300K on anything more in my life. Plus, the roof looks like it may be newer so….

You found God at the corner of First and Amistad. I found Jesus in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. We are not the same.

My fourth child’s first word was not Mama, not Dada……it was “Mine!”….

I don’t think I want to know what that means.

If you do break down (said as someone who broke down to purchase one for the drive home after a disastrous long car ride to a vacation spot)…..tell them they were on loan specifically for the trip and then have to be returned “library style” and you can hide them until the next time. I’ve heard.

Some people see the graveyard half full, but he sees it as half empty

BREAKING: A state court has again blocked enforcement of Missouri's abortion bans and certain restrictions targeting providers. This clears the way for providers to resume offering procedural abortion care in the state.

We won't stop until everyone has access to the reproductive care they need.

Today I read the first 2/3 of @scalzi.com ‘s When the Moon Hits Your Eye, then took a break and checked in on what fresh hell may have been unleashed on our country. Noped right back offline and finished the book instead. Highly recommend this tactic (and this book) for reality avoidance.

who are you taking home? 🐶 🐱

meet all of these pets and more here: bit.ly/3q2yJ0a

[Exit King.]

Happy Obama Appreciation Day.

Arguably worse actually.