this too is a sign 🪧 😂

Highway into Melbourne with skywriting reading GOAT in the sky overhead

He has fixed his sign in the sky. Prophesy in the skies over Melbourne ahead of @themountaingoats.bsky.social gig tonight

"stairmaster" is bourgeois chauvinism. i will only climb alongside my staircomrades.

Maxmaxxing is a scam by big big to sell you more more

It's funny how I used to pay money for polyphonic ringtones and now if my phone made a single sound I'd put it in the toilet

don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad ass post

Please welcome to the stage Nothing Wasted Potential

Thank the gods I get to exist at the same time as The Mountain Goats

Fucking hell Hans

playing my favourite outside game: is something crawling on me

witnessing a man playing crap off his phone with no headphones at the train station and then go out of his way to select and board the quiet carriage to continue playing crap off his phone on there, please, when will I be permitted to die

Outrageously good casting

They hated Jesus because He told them the truth

I admit this does make me want to send someone an email saying ‘you will be receiving an email shortly’ and then another one that just says ‘here it is :)’

Sorry I'm late. There was an online form and I had to scroll to my birth year.

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Don’t you just hate making sweet love to your beautiful human wife? Hi, I’m Mark Zuckerberg, and I’m here to introduce you to Fuck My Wife Bot. Just plug Fuck My Wife Bot in and you’ll never have to work up the energy for sex or clean up all those disgusting bodily fluids again.

The antifa orca pod

Screenshot of the original post as it appeared on my timeline, with the image automatically hidden by a labeler called ‘Contains Trump’s Face’ intended to reduce the number of times you have too look at his dumb little face

The colonel got caught in the crossfire:

thank you

really feels like you guys are not listening to me

God I haven't thought of it in years but thank you for the sudden memory of being 11 years old and laughing myself silly over the weirdness of their 'In The Desert'

heading back to the mother-swamp at last 🫟🦠 under new mega racism policies 🙏

forming opinions about everyone based on whether they would gregor samsa their cat

Your muted words the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags

Enough

Choosing to understand the nature of the weapon and mechanism of action based on this photograph alone and not reading the article to confirm

just incredibly fucked up for any half educated modern adult to 'revere' any state, why would it be good to revere an authority structure you medieval brained turnip

Meme image of boy with confused expression from ‘We’re The Millers’ captioned “You guys are feeling hope?”

This is just so vile, this poor woman