Eh? Sorry, not getting it

Aaack. What's the public library market look like over there? I'm four hours east and it's been a long time since I've looked (or even wanted to)

I was proud of this one

If your pronouns are they/he and you go by Ty, congratulations on knowing how to reduce a fraction.

Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

Marcello Hernández had a surprisingly good bit on periods considering he doesn't get 'em

Now why on earth did I think sandhill cranes were a Florida thing? Maybe just because they've got a large and utterly fearless population there.

I hear you.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

What a coincidence—I'm also concerned about crime among the most wealthy.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

one of the most insane aspects of all of this is that "a wide ranging government crackddown after a handful of newspaper cranks said insane things based on misunderstood cherrypicked papers" is considered illegitimate in every field of endeavor except this one

You’ve written “Hollywood, Ending”
With a comma after Hollywood
It changed the meaning
Did you intend this?

Yup. They're all JojaMart but some are more so than others. 🤝

Agreed, absolutely!

When Orin’s cars lose races, they go into a special box called “car jail” but when Orin’s /marbles/ lose races they go into a special box called “the Factory of Brutal Experiments.”

They dressed like a bear and damaged a Rolls-Royce in an audacious insurance scheme A fraud scheme involving wearing bear costumes across Southern California has ended in jail time for three people, according to authorities.

What about their Second Amendment rights? www.latimes.com/california/s...

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

The flight attendant just came by and asked if I wanted an ice cream sundae. I didn’t even know that was a thing I COULD want on an airplane.

I will eat the rich immediately after eating their ice cream I promise.

I mean where else should we go? There's not a lot of choices out here where they filmed Duck Dynasty.

TIL Rick Steves is 5-0

I'll trade you the people who say 'man' to me

3 things they must do in the Mandalorian movie:

Finally name Yoda’s species but it’s just “goblins”

Have Yoda show up but no one can remember his name so they just call him “Old Grogu” & then also credit him as that in the cast

Have 2 stars go to war (despite series name, has not yet happened)

coding.kitty on Instagram: "DDOS, explained by cats. #cat #cybersecurity #software #coding #ddos" 5,439 likes, 23 comments - coding.kitty on October 31, 2025: "DDOS, explained by cats. #cat #cybersecurity #software #coding #ddos".

This!
www.instagram.com/reels/DQd3Gv...

$2.13/hr. 🫠 www.dol.gov/agencies/whd...

no obviously it means Transportation and Ticket Center, the hub of Disney World, anyone who thinks it means trying to conceive is probably a FTM, in other words a trans man 😂

tbh I always think of him as "That Guy I Keep Getting Mixed Up With Ryan Reynolds", but yes Barbie deserves it

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium