There be so many times my friends will be like…”I told you about xyz thing from a year ago” and I’m just like “sure let’s assume you did. But feel free to refresh me on the relevant context”

Friends: "What I'm about to say stays between us. This doesn't leave this convo."

My Memory: "Don't eem worry bout it big dawg."

I love Durand Bernarr for many reasons, but top 3 is definitely for changing the way I sing Freak Like Me forever.

A screenshot of a Bluesky thread. The first post reads "The only sign I haven't dated is Aquarius and I'm tryna change that in 2025." The poster follows this post with a reply that adds "AND LIVE!" with a SpongeBob GIF attached to it. SpongeBob is on a Bikini Bottom beach under the shadow of a falling ice cream truck that is about to land on him, his arms are frantically outstretched and eyes are wide, also asking to live.

Welp, at least I lived!

People talk about life before the pandemic how I imagine people living in AD talked about what life was like in the BC period.

Need a FLO × No Guidance collab asap. I'm talking "DC4 × Next 'If You Leave Her'"style.

Rewatching The Wiz and wondering if any Black neurodivergent folks see the movie/characters (Dorothy & friends especially) as an allegory for neurodivergence?

Throw something on the grill for that plantation burning down

Shoutout to Black doctors, man.

Supported my first birth today 😊

I think I wanna have red hair all year.

Niggas be illiterate.

Niggas be lyin.

Thank you hun! ❤️

Happy Birthday 🎈

A Black woman with red locs, dressed in a silver spaghetti strap dress and silver hoops, smiles with closed eyes and toasts the camera.

A Black woman with red locs, dressed in a silver spaghetti strap dress and silver hoops, smiles with closed eyes and makes a wish on a birthday candle.

A Black woman with red locs, dressed in a silver spaghetti strap dress and silver hoops, smiles with closed eyes and looks off to the side.

A Black woman with red locs, dressed in a silver spaghetti strap dress and silver hoops, smiles and toasts with two others.

birfday baddie 🥳

a woman is sitting on a couch using a tablet computer and smiling . Alt: Beyoncé playing a black Nintendo DS and laughing.

Me liking every Sinners post I see now that I know wtf y'all talking about.

FINALLY saw Sinners and now I can partake in discourse!!!

I love going to Trader Joe's and getting a buncha shit I don't need.

I tried eye drops but not contact solution. I'll try that now!

a young boy in an apron is holding a tong in his mouth while cooking . Alt: a young boy in an apron is holding a tong, crying while cooking .

I don't wanna damage my eyes though

Yes, total hours at least. It was in correctly until like 6 hours ago though. I tried to take it out and I think it folded on itself and is stuck now. That was at like 4PM.

My contact is stuck in my eye what do I do???

I can't believe anti-Blackness on radio prevented me from hearing Left Eye's verse on U Know What's Up until I was in my twenties.

And some way to signal that the stall is occupied so people don't come knocking and disturbing your bathroom time.

And floor to top of panel walls and doors with a no peep in lock.

Been saying this!!!

All public bathroom stalls should have purse hooks.

I be vibin to my Daylist and then all of the sudden it refreshes

Joe Morton earned tf outta that Emmy for Scandal.