📲 You must be very desperate if you reach out to me for help.
📲 What makes you think I will?

Well, I'd love to hear what color the clouds are.

'Justice is blind' blue?
'I am definitely lying to you' grey?

Don't forget to describe the shape of the clouds as well.

||: Is this actually a thing? 😭

Are you okay?

Uhm ????

📲 Things are fine.
📲 Whatever you are trying to sell, go bother the spider. xoxo

📲 A friend?
📲 How precious.
📲 What do you want with me?

📲 Who is this?

A dismissive scoff.

"Conscience? Careful, Ororo, you’ll ruin my reputation. I’m a thief. I take what I want. Conscience is for people who can't afford the lifestyle."

And if people are mean because of it, just beat them up.

Nothing better than ruining an insecure man's day by showing off all you have to offer, which is something he'll never get.

Don't worry about that image.

If you want to show off, 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗳𝗳.

Don't let a made-up day stop you from doing that.

Hot girls can be freaky any day of the week.

"An hour then?

Surely you can miss it for just a tiny bit."

"Not even for a day?

It'll come in handy for my. . . activities."

"Hello there~

I do wonder when you are going to allow me to touch your shiny sword."

Hiya ⸺ darlings.

Litter bug? Honestly, Lonnie, if you’re going to insult me, at least try for something that doesn't sound like a third-grade student.

And as for the killing? That sounds like a lot of heavy lifting. I’d much rather just take their wallets and be home by ten.

Gag.

He's here.

Silly man.

You should let the adults play during the night every now and then.

❝ 𝐀𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭, 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 ❞

♡ + ⇄

Men are dumb.

Cat got your tongue?

While you’re busy talking, I’m already gone — dripping in your diamonds and leaving nothing but 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 behind.

𝒙𝒐𝒙𝒐

"What makes you think I was joking?

I did not know about your history as a thief. You sure you are not interested to return to your roots? Prying on the rich isn't as bad as you might think."

“I sure as hell wouldn’t be peaceful if I had your powers.

The world wouldn’t know what hit ‘em.

But that’s just me.”

"Oh, darling. That would only get me in trouble later on."

"Funny. . . Most people only realize I’ve got teeth after it’s too late."

She'd smirk, completely unfazed.

"Aw, is that the best you’ve got? I’ve had worse from people twice as interesting."

'sup, losers.