I regret to inform you that this is me

The problem is not "does Gren get attached easily"
The problem is he will say "I love you" on the first date and not take no for an answer

anyone can suck dick. top bottom dom sub alpha omega. anyone can suck dick.

and also, bonus delivery one one (1) dead Lordaeron highwayman turned Deathstalker (Ihrowyn Scarphagio, at your service, no matter if you need drugs, death, danger, or a delightfully good time.)

hello i'm here with a delivery of one (1) dead Lordaeron farmboy turned Alliance soldier turned Horde soldier for you! (I'm a simple fish: you call for forsaken, I bring Grenfield.)

indulgence

It sucks because I DO want the kids selling candy bars for basketball and shit like that to come by, but otherwise it's just pest control people who don't understand how much I do not want either of us to be having this conversation! I'm getting a sign!

You know, the only time I've ever been stung by a wasp is when I swatted it first. I've had wasps check me out and crawl on me and then fuck off when I leave them alone for 10 seconds, and that's honestly more polite than most dogs I know

LMAO oh I wish I could've seen that! I usually go to "I keep spiders I don't want sprays in the house", except one time the guy whipped out his phone and started showing me some wild Aphonopelma he'd seen down in the southwest and I was like, okay actually that's cool... but it's still a no from me

I need to make a sign to hang on the door that says "I am morally opposed to the overuse of pesticides outdoors and I keep spiders as pets. Do not knock."

Oh it's fucking pest control season. Salesmen at the door every day like "would you like to destroy the biodiversity of your backyard for the sake of not seeing nature in your nature?" Ofc ur fuckin spraying for centipedes and spiders— they're your competition! Get outta here!

It's my birthday today so I am doing that tradition of posting my favorite pieces I've done recently.. I have got to draw more.. 🫡
#myart #worldofwarcraft

Happy birthday!!! You've been doing some BANGIN' art lately, I can't wait to see what you come up with on your next cycle around the sun!!!

Happy 4/13 to those who celebrate!

THE WORST PART is this guy is fucking gorgeous so every time he looks across the table with his big beautiful brown eyes and the most dazzlingly brilliant smile I feel like he's trying to sell me tickets to heaven (derogatory, but he makes me flustered every single time, fuck you fuck you fuck you)

Love the new half orc I'm playing. Hate that the group's cleric (new player that ONLY knows DND from stranger things, no previous experience with TTRPGs) is a follower of Christianity-But-DnD and if I have to keep hearing about the kingdom of heaven I will fucking flip this heavy wood kitchen table

warrior discovers bisexuality in lieu of therapy

local fish allergic to drawing main OC in color

Post cancelled, can't do delves until I finish the main story, nvm wow sucks I hate this game it's ruining my life [slams door, turns on angry metal at max volume and pouts]

Hit 90 in WoW, time to throw Gren into delves at high speed until I can work on the Fawn's Folly inn more. I was so good and golden and then I said, "okay but what if there's a backroom for brawling in the back" and then suddenly I had no spare decor points.

at a certain point "gren's favorite food is pussy" isn't even a joke

OHHHH i have mulled this over so much and it's a multiparter. if not for The Scourge™ he'd be a pretty content farmer and family man with a wife and kids. if yes scourge and he hadn't died in year 20, he'd be a career private who would've never settled down and would drink himself to death by 60

warrior discovers bisexuality in lieu of therapy

local fish allergic to drawing main OC in color

Hi, this is Grenfield, a farmboy from Lordaeron turned alliance soldier turned angry corpse. He's been dead since the third war (year 20) and I've played him since 2009! AMA!
(SFW/NSFW both fine!)

im ngl, as a forsaken main for almost 20 years? i would LOVE to see an undercity/lordaeron remake be a neutral faction city. undead meeting up with their living families and friends, a place that death knights of both sides can meet up with their non-DK kin. Darkfallen? Please? Please. PLEASE!

👋

A two panel comic. Panel 1: I reach out to someone facing towards me and say "I would like to award you the most honorable head canon I can bestow" Panel 2: The person is now facing forwards and is identified as "favorite fictional character" and wearing an award badge thing that says "cums from eating pussy"

// nsfw
Based on a recent convo. 🤭💕

SEE THATS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR! Gold is a great stand-in, I'm just looking for one for Gren instead 😭

And they waited 25 years for this— Gren is mine, Mal belongs to @literalbirdperson.bsky.social

[Gren makes a pained noise like he's been stabbed, a quick shuddering breath before the air goes out of him all at once.

Mal pauses. "Do you need me to stop?"

Gren huffs. "...I didn' say that."]