*spit take*

Gonna always call it Neetle and Bone now

"Why did you have coffee this morning?" "Well, BIDEN--"

No work. No school. No shopping. maydaystrong.org

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

"Top men."

I thought the polycule was the side project

To be clear, I was not one of his targets. But I would have pushed a local con to join a boycott.

"Could you just...NOT?"

Just a usual Wisconsin entertainment, sitting around watching the weather radar and listening to the warnings come and go

Yep,many people wish they had been in that loop. Me included.

EMERGENCY RELEASE from Gen. Eaton.

Donald Trump is completely unhinged. His statement threatening to eradicate an entire civilization shocks the conscience and requires a decisive congressional response. The House must come back into session immediately and vote to end this reckless war of choice in the Middle East before Donald Trump plunges our country into World War III. For years, Republicans have enabled and excused Donald Trump’s deeply dangerous and extreme behavior. Enough is enough. Our brave men and women in uniform have been put into harm’s way in the Middle East. Over a dozen have already been killed and hundreds injured. Gas prices are skyrocketing, the cost of living in America is out of control and billions of taxpayer dollars are being wasted on a reckless war of choice. It’s time for House Republicans to put patriotic duty over party loyalty and join Democrats in stopping this madness.

After Trump wrote, in reference to Iran, “A whole civilization will die tonight,” the entirety of the House Democratic leadership issued this joint statement:

STOP TRUMP. How many people does he have to kill?

Wisconsin! We are voting for a Supreme Court justice TOMORROW! please consider Chris Taylor!

Inspired!

All birds of high quality

Hee hee hee I mean just watch a little Barney Miller, my dude, is he crazy?

Thanks?

WISCONSIN! Did you not notice that there is a Supreme Court race NEXT WEEK!?? Wake up blue wave! We must keep the court from Trump's tiny hands!

BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service The headquarters is going to Utah. Every regional office is being shuttered. The research program is being destroyed. by Jim Pattiz and More Than Just Parks Utah Governor Spencer Cox (left) and loggin...

The US Forest Service was already a mess. Trump is wiping it out entirely.
BREAKING: Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service – The Wildlife News share.google/kGYZO5Y9j5Og...

People need to be HOUSED. People need to be FED. If you're more concerned that they use the right restroom, you have BAD PRIORITIES.

This is the only Harry Potter argument worth making

It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.

Navy blue graphic reading "Birthright Citizenship is core to who we are as a nation." There is a hand holding a mini American flag, with mutli-colored shapes in the background.

We’re at the Supreme Court on April 1 to defend birthright citizenship against President Trump’s attacks.

Sign your name and help safeguard the right to citizenship for babies born in the U.S.A. today at aclu.org/birthright-citizenship-petition-

Trump Administration to Pay $1 Billion to Energy Giant to Cancel Wind Farms

Fossil capitalism is the ultimate Robin-Hood-in-Reverse, where the richest steal from the poorest, the present steals from the future and the tiny minority running our economic system confuse a doomsday machine for a treasure map. 1/8 🎁🔗
#ClimateSky 🔌💡

*throws White Rat confetti randomly*

Oh yes, Swordheart again! I need Zale time

Nope! Googled it! Nope! Will reread Snakeeater!

At least Victoria is lovely. Hope you like it!

The judge says you get a major abdominal surgery, whether you want it or not. Congratulations, American women.