Look, all I’m saying is I’ve never been blocked by a good looking person

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Severance would've never been made if one guy controlled all of Hollywood. YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren

Severance would've never been made if one guy controlled all of Hollywood.

That's just one reason why we have to put a stop to the Warner Brothers-Paramount merger.

Former NASA astronauts launch new group to promote U.S. constitutional values More than 100 NASA astronauts have signed on to a nonpartisan effort to promote “the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years”

"the rule of law, checks and balances and the peaceful transition of power..."

www.scientificamerican.com/article/ex-n...

I think the top character trait we need in future leaders is humility. Everything else we value flows from that

This one, for sure.

Happy 4:20, Darkart

I truly believe in two:

Playoff professional sports are rigged to go as many games as possible.

Big Pharma could cure almost anything but they want us sick for the money.

Also, everyone near me on an airplane has a sibilant S and never shuts the fuck up.

Me neither!!

I 100% believe Suri is Chris Klein’s son. The resemblance when she was born was crystal clear.

More importantly, what is wrong with this person?

I STG I’m using “What is wrong with you?” as a response to 100% of my stranger contact opener from now on.

I won a Dos XX contest with a photo of my beer joining the shampoo caddy. Shower beers forever!

Omg this is SO. Me.

That’s a sacrifice bunt but yeah, ovulation makes everyone beautiful.

Unless they’re brother and sister, Kushner is definitely having a thing with this girl.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Poe: you know, many say that moby dick is cosmic horror
Lovecraft: what? no it's not!
Lovecraft: it's about a whale!
Herman Melville: it's not about a whale
Melville: it's about how i'm going to attack and dethrone god

I drove through rural Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio this weekend. There were farms with Teslas instead of trucks.

This is brilliance.

Right.

I don’t know what that is, but I want it

Like, seriously, “What do I do?” You 69!
That’s not being a piece of shit.
Chastising me for doing it? May be.

I had no idea I was so horrible.

Thankfully, I am not

Sorry, I was showing you I was the 69th liker and my 14-year-old-boy sense of humor thought it was funny. Apologies. And. Not deleting because it’s funny.

Or do bee a 69!

Would that I had met him first

Very likely

Hi. It’s me.