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Posts by Swamp hag🐊🪻

Found out my library offers free streaming with Kanopy!Go get your library cards!ITS FREE!They also have classes/reading time/craft time/activities for all ages.Some have library on wheels that you can catch out &about!GET YOUR FUCKING CARDS ITS FREE! GO READ/LISTEN TO A BOOK!

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Aldi aisle of shame never fails me when it comes to shit for the kids

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I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5.

My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

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Did I tell y’all I got a bra at target (Auden lightly lined full coverage bra) for $15. And personally I think they’re better than the VS semi Demi bras I got several months ago that were almost $60 for just 2. Anywho went to target and got 2 more.

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But anyway I’m just kinda sad and I have so many emotions about it.

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Tw: pregnancy loss
So I’ll be so for real and raw for a second. Tomorrow I was due to have my baby girl but back in Nov at my 18 week checkup the pregnancy wasn’t viable. It’s crazy it wasn’t that long ago but it feels a lifetime ago and I kinda had to keep going cause well I have my son-

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My hatred started for AI when the 90s movie Smart House came out.

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Discovered an app called The Little Free Library and while on our walk downtown today I distributed some of my books to some of the locations I found on their interactive map.

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The way my in laws make my eyes twitch

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Weeping at the fact that this would make the most scrumptious French toast with their buttercream icing 🤤

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I can’t stop thinking about the cinnamon bread at Dollywood 🍞 It was the most scrumptious thing I’ve ever had.

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We got back from Tennessee last night & honestly I’m kinda bummed I didn’t get to wake up to the view of the Smoky Mountains & breathe the fresh crispy mountain air while I sip on my coffee.

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I seriously hate being an over packer. I act like stores don’t exist elsewhere 🙃🫠

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Ooo thanks for that!

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At the beginning of the year I made a reading goal of 5 books for the year. I’m proud to say I’m starting on my 4th book of the year. I also downloaded goodreads to help me keep track of my goal(s). I’m probably not using this app to its full potential but it’s fun!

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Saying “can momtok survive this?” after every minor inconvenience

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This reunion lolol. Ambers lip. Amber and Jordan’s argument was awkward. Chris looks miserable, as he should.

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Not even a good fucking policy either girl like what????Like you’re fucking joking right? Just basic shit? But if I do get pregnant I CAN APPLY AGAIN FOR DIFFERENT INSURANCE! I FUCKING HATE IT HERE!!!!

THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!
ON PLANET BULLSHIT!
ON THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS!

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The fact I had to block & report spam to SEVENTEEN (17) yes you read that right, numbers for one person (how do I know you ask? She left a fucking VM every time) & OVER TWENTY FIVE(25) calls from a woman trying SELL ME INSURANCE is absolutely INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

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This lady contacted me about some insurance she told me they would NOT cover pregnancy & mental health : which I needed both of those covered for IN CASE OF. I told her thanks but no thanks. This bitch has called me every ten mins since I hung up on her that’s well over 25 calls at this point

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I really want to do the “mom what were you like in the 90s?” but I have like no photos of me as a kid cause my entire box of photos is missing (no fault of my own either) 😭💔

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I tell you what, I love a scooby doo lookin ass sandwich.

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I called Toyota yesterday for an appointment to get my car serviced. Today I applied for health insurance. That was enough for this week.

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We’re going to Tennessee at the end of the month for a little family vacation & I can’t wait!

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Publix sushi in one hand, pub sub in the other. and The Dinosaurs documentary playing on Netflix

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My eyes disappear when I smile I fear

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Jojo siwa sounds like she’s been smoking a pack of cigs everyday for the last 64 years.

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shaking ass and smoking grass

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I hate to say it but the Crocs Tulum Strappy Sandals were cute and I wish they still made them cause I need a pair.

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Todays date is 3OH!3. This is your reminder to never trust a hoe

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