Found out my library offers free streaming with Kanopy!Go get your library cards!ITS FREE!They also have classes/reading time/craft time/activities for all ages.Some have library on wheels that you can catch out &about!GET YOUR FUCKING CARDS ITS FREE! GO READ/LISTEN TO A BOOK!
Posts by Swamp hag🐊🪻
Aldi aisle of shame never fails me when it comes to shit for the kids
I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5.
My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
Did I tell y’all I got a bra at target (Auden lightly lined full coverage bra) for $15. And personally I think they’re better than the VS semi Demi bras I got several months ago that were almost $60 for just 2. Anywho went to target and got 2 more.
But anyway I’m just kinda sad and I have so many emotions about it.
Tw: pregnancy loss
So I’ll be so for real and raw for a second. Tomorrow I was due to have my baby girl but back in Nov at my 18 week checkup the pregnancy wasn’t viable. It’s crazy it wasn’t that long ago but it feels a lifetime ago and I kinda had to keep going cause well I have my son-
My hatred started for AI when the 90s movie Smart House came out.
Discovered an app called The Little Free Library and while on our walk downtown today I distributed some of my books to some of the locations I found on their interactive map.
The way my in laws make my eyes twitch
Weeping at the fact that this would make the most scrumptious French toast with their buttercream icing 🤤
I can’t stop thinking about the cinnamon bread at Dollywood 🍞 It was the most scrumptious thing I’ve ever had.
We got back from Tennessee last night & honestly I’m kinda bummed I didn’t get to wake up to the view of the Smoky Mountains & breathe the fresh crispy mountain air while I sip on my coffee.
I seriously hate being an over packer. I act like stores don’t exist elsewhere 🙃🫠
Ooo thanks for that!
At the beginning of the year I made a reading goal of 5 books for the year. I’m proud to say I’m starting on my 4th book of the year. I also downloaded goodreads to help me keep track of my goal(s). I’m probably not using this app to its full potential but it’s fun!
Saying “can momtok survive this?” after every minor inconvenience
This reunion lolol. Ambers lip. Amber and Jordan’s argument was awkward. Chris looks miserable, as he should.
Not even a good fucking policy either girl like what????Like you’re fucking joking right? Just basic shit? But if I do get pregnant I CAN APPLY AGAIN FOR DIFFERENT INSURANCE! I FUCKING HATE IT HERE!!!!
THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!
ON PLANET BULLSHIT!
ON THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS!
The fact I had to block & report spam to SEVENTEEN (17) yes you read that right, numbers for one person (how do I know you ask? She left a fucking VM every time) & OVER TWENTY FIVE(25) calls from a woman trying SELL ME INSURANCE is absolutely INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
This lady contacted me about some insurance she told me they would NOT cover pregnancy & mental health : which I needed both of those covered for IN CASE OF. I told her thanks but no thanks. This bitch has called me every ten mins since I hung up on her that’s well over 25 calls at this point
I really want to do the “mom what were you like in the 90s?” but I have like no photos of me as a kid cause my entire box of photos is missing (no fault of my own either) 😭💔
I tell you what, I love a scooby doo lookin ass sandwich.
I called Toyota yesterday for an appointment to get my car serviced. Today I applied for health insurance. That was enough for this week.
We’re going to Tennessee at the end of the month for a little family vacation & I can’t wait!
Publix sushi in one hand, pub sub in the other. and The Dinosaurs documentary playing on Netflix
My eyes disappear when I smile I fear
Jojo siwa sounds like she’s been smoking a pack of cigs everyday for the last 64 years.
shaking ass and smoking grass
I hate to say it but the Crocs Tulum Strappy Sandals were cute and I wish they still made them cause I need a pair.
Todays date is 3OH!3. This is your reminder to never trust a hoe