Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self -help films as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid! bsky.app/profile/nyti...

It makes them sticky. Saved you a click

First time I've seen the words "Tuberville" and "Smart" paired appropriately

The Gary Busey self care regimen is really working for him

This is the true American Dream

Fuck yeah, that's Bowser's granddad

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

I don't know if young people these days understand that this kind of grotesque gutter racism was simply not acceptable in public... not that long ago!

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as an aside to the whole pope fight … politicians aren’t celebrities or people to idolize. they’re nerds that need to be constantly bullied into taking positions that benefit their constituencies. weird as hell to treat them like stars when they work for you, relying on your money to do their job

ZERO shareholder value

What if the actual human being just talked to them and took questions on occasion instead?

I am going to create a pope that is so weak on crime Jane Lynch meme

Every day I ask myself if this is real.

I’m glad that he’s showing what (white) American Christianity is really about. The thirst for domination and power to the point of blasphemy. They’ve been calling him the chosen one, an avatar of God, because he allows them to hate marginalized people. He can do this because they won’t abandon him.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

having given it due consideration, i have decided that "government by the stupidest most hateful morons to ever walk, or really more of sort of ooze gelatinously, on the planet" is a bad form of government and we should try something different

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

We should be able to disable and uninstall an entertainment app

An airport truck labeled "ICEMAN"

Found what Maverick's last wingman is up to these days. Bleak!

You're a crook
Captain Hook
Judge, won't you throw the book
at the piiiiraaaaate

In theaters this summer: Cop Who Navigates Mid-life Crisis While Maintaining Principles starring Mark Ruffalo as Detective Rufus McSlovenly

The name is Hole.
[checks business card]
Harry Hole

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