Meanwhile, in the Strait of Hornswoggle, the area is open for business. There just aren’t any vehicles $TSLA

Current distance traveled between spot and 20MA should make the Artemis crew envious 🤣

Yes 👍 both are very nice! 9 Straatjes is a very cozy boutique shopping area. Plenty of coffee shops (for actual coffee) and spots for lunch there too. Jordaan area nearby also nice for a stroll. Vondelpark preferably on a Sunday morning imo 🚶‍♂️

lol I first read that as a Tesla stan reply, had to read again 🤣

Orion ✨ over Aiguilles de Mesure, Vallorcine, France 🇫🇷 #photography

Got an unviable business? Stuck in a rut?

Call the Wall Street Journal on 1-800-SURE-JAN

$TSLA

JFC kids, this for sure won’t get you laid. Shouldn’t be too hard.

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Susie Wiles, Trump’s White House Chief of Staff, Has Breast Cancer

Breast cancer mortality dropped 58% from 1975 to 2019.

Localized, early detected breast cancer has a 99% 5 year survival rate.

Modern mammogram tech was developed by NASA for telescopes.

Last year, RFK Jr. cancelled 87 research grants on breast cancer.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...

Yo mama is so fat, when she entered the empty Tesla diner, she distorted spacetime so hard that the estimated wait time for a burger hit infinity

The Trump Hump.

S&P crayon talk: note the green line, connects back to the top in 2008 thru the top before Covid. Everything above - The Trump Hump ™️ - was a bunch of BS imo. Now at 200 day. Let’s see.

“It’s a big club, and you should be glad you ain’t in it.”

- George Carlin, edited.

Who comes up with these names anyway? “Operation Epic Fury" definitely feels like it belongs on some dusty VHS tape next to a Jean-Claude Van Damme flick, or somewhere much darker on Pornhub.

How to poop the wildest parties:

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Threw up first, then shared it on Xitter 👍

Behold this monument to the future. As empty as Musk’s promises.

Perfect. $TSLA

This song was released nearly thirty years ago. Its words are as true as they’ve ever been. 😃
#music

Robotaxi works best for $TSLA as a perpetual future product. It loses value if it becomes a current product.
Not unlike Cybertruck.
Not unlike Solar Roof.
Not unlike Optimus.
Not unlike Semi.
Not unlike battery swap stations.
Not unlike self-delivering cars.
Not unlike Cyberquad.
Not unlike 4680.
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Nutlick: never trust a guy with a hairstyle of an 80’s futures pit monkey

Sunset over Skaapeiland, Western Cape, South Africa. Zoom in! 😀 I swear the cam wasn’t on burst mode. #photobomb #photography

So good, I’ll be The Viral X Post Repostoooor ™️

Dis nogal spesiaal dat Orion hier onderstebo is 🇿🇦 #astronomy

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Femke Kok of Team Netherlands celebrates on the podium after winning gold in the women’s 500m. Jutta Leerdam claps in second place.

From @theathletic.com: Dutch speedskater Femke Kok broke the 500-meter Olympic record, as the American Erin Jackson missed the podium.

Jutta Leerdam, the Dutch skater who won the 1,000-meter race, got silver. nyti.ms/4riinR3

Femke! 36.49 ⛸️ 🥈

#winterolympics