None of my companions wanted to do Space Mountain so I was with this group

Titless Mylk by kreation

Titless Mylk by kreation

Titless Mylk by kreation

Titless Mylk by kreation

Check out Seattle's Temu Wilco buildings

A grinning man near a waterfall

Peaks (Twin)

I'm in a cafe and someone whispered "you see Ken Jennings in here sometime"

I'm in Seattle and everyone's like oh look at me I'm from Seattle

Stereolab tonite

Had a dream that I made William Shatner laugh. Pretty easy to decipher that one

The band Sebadoh playing live at the Middle East in Boston

Sebadoh at the Middle East. Shout out to the lady who yelled Sky Pilot

The Carsitters! Just kidding I don't remember but I'll think about it

theres a lot of jokes and also serious takes abt polyamory that paint it in a negative light constantly so let me just say: being poly and seeing and feeling the network of love and connection has been so fulfilling and beautiful for me that i cant imagine life any other way

Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy."

A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36

Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

Thinking about a weird British guy named Crambleton

One step closer to Pastabot

My aunt is turning 70 today so we're going to a restaurant called Tugboats

Witchitai-To - LA Rehearsal Session Pavement · Pavements (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) · Song · 2025

"new" pavement song, god damn 2025 is a good time to be a nostalgic music person
open.spotify.com/track/7whMo1...

vineyille @vineyille [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie

A note on a cake that says HAVE AT THEE

When you work in the arts, this is how people tell you the cake is up for grabs

The guy in the New London Connecticut shirt at work sure does talk about New London Connecticut a lot

Glenn Danzig at the start of the misfits coachella set - "Are you ready for some loud, obnoxious, un-PC, unwoke motherfuckin punk music?" You sing about frankensteins my guy, relax

Reading a book with no dragons or special powers just to switch it up

I had to look at mine, seems fitting

Hulking out and smashing stuff to Babooshka

I
Just
Bought
Olive
Loaf

The baby slapped the doctor!

You know how when you stare up at a building it looks like it's going to fall over on you? It wants to

New Stereolab album in 2025!!!

What are the chances that James Gandolfini would be born so close to the James Gandolfini rest area!