How to tell the cute guy that while I’m all for harmless flirting, I’m not exactly in the mood to exist lately so you might want to try again later.

حاسة وجع ضهر مزمن مش بيتماشى بالضبط مع تصوري عن صحتي في العشرينات

I need a few days off or I might just have a meltdown

No one and I mean no one is ready for how good I look in a leopard dress.

I think I finally got the ick, imagine that!

I have been stretching myself all year trying to have it all knowing whole heartedly that I wouldn’t. But oh well, we carry on anyway.

This reminds me of twitter 2011-2016, feels very weird using it but I miss not having to worry about people I know seeing the things I write.

Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.