Hudson li'l feral horny coyote Williams

no, that's PERFECT! for I have FOUND THE TARGET AUDIENCE :D :D :D

Gosh, these are stunning!

I have had an alarming number of total strangers touch my sunburn over the years and I have never ever understood why. It’s like a baby bump to people.

20 yellow hats and 40 bananas

Chapter 1 of my Shane/Ilya fic is posted! (chapter 2 aka the final chapter is written and just needs editing and will be posted soon). archiveofourown.org/works/834864...

Brains!! 💜💜💜💜💜

I, a girl who has played hundreds of hours of pokemon snap but never paid much attention to the Pokémon names, and who has zero interest in hockey but MANY hockey friends, am now trying to figure out if I can name more Pokémon or hockey players

A big employer also pays you for your vacation out of money you already earned! A percentage of every hour you are in the office is actually earning for while you’re in Thailand or New Jersey or napping with max during “work hours”. Just now you are the employer and the employee!

I do not understand atiissu. Granted, I am exceedingly unfashionable, but literally the only person I can possibly imagine in any of these hats is Lee Felix, and that’s only because I’ve seen it with my own eyes. Even he looks awkward in most of them. Who is their audience

Yeah, Ive got to keep all my money in separate accounts for separate purposes or I’m a wreck. It started as a way to share financially with my ex, but now I do all my budgeting that way

Lolllll that is 10000% just real life

It’s so hard! I opened an extra savings account at my credit union and I put money in it every week and that’s my pay/budget for time off, and that’s been helping the brain scream less.

💜💜💜💜💜

Oh no

SCREAM

I did do it, and the suitcase of clean sheets is next to the door ready for work tomorrow, AND part 2 of the story was still there when I got back

Yeah, it’s like a $5k first prize, but WHAT. WHY. I don’t understand at all how this can be judged.

Not with a $150 entry fee! 😂 I will ask my friend whose moms own the local massage school if she has any idea

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

I promised myself I would swap the laundry when I finished the story I was reading and I MUST, even though there’s a second, companion story. River. Plz. It will take 25 seconds. Just do it

Mom had that pattern when I was in high school!

I keep getting invited to massage competitions and I absolutely cannot imagine a single thing less suited to such an event, but electricity is sure more towards that end of the scale

I have need dressing out of a laundry basket of clean clothes for over a week even though it’s driving me bananas but somehow I can’t just put the clothes away. They are already folded even!

It’s a very hard task. Not difficult, but so so hard 💜💜💜

It takes the same amount of time and effort if you ever want to try it! But also I haven’t dyed my hair in months because I am too lazy, so VERY RELATABLE

Both? I like to do like 9 o’clock to 12 o’clock purple if you’re looking at the top of your head with your nose at 6, and then the rest teal (this is a very rough proportion, not remotely strictly mapped out)

I need someone to take over all of my adulting for a month. Hell. Even for a week. All the housework and bookkeeping and errands and food and cat and laundry… I can just be a blob. Zero responsibility. Zero expectations. Zero disaster mess taking over my house :(

They are the most insane scene partners and it works SO WELL

My favorite part of the grandparent road trip (southern NJ to upper New York State) was the diner lunches. Grilled cheese and chocolate milk. We had no such thing as those diners in California