Averaging 1 marathon stress dream every 3 days. This pace is unsustainable and will only get worse

Tom Wilson Gordie Howe hat trick, make him captain of team Canada idgaf

congratu-fucking-lations

does anyone know if i can get an espresso martini at capital one arena

Ovi is hurt I’m going to vomit

love when the espn push notification is out of date

“Ovi has too many empty net goals!” okay your dad scored on an empty net the night you were conceived so shut up

Can i be unhinged on here

espn made that really nice “30 goals to go” graphic only to have it be obsolete in an hour

Jesus ovi might break the record by Christmas

shoot i think it fell through the couch cushions can you get up for a sec -destroys couch-

Does anyone know where my Apple TV remote is

I feel absolutely nothing after that Jets loss. Not sad, not angry, not anything. Just empty.

don’t ask me how much i spent at the spirit merch tent after the game it’s fine

WASHINGTON SPIRIT TO THE NWSL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Presented by @madebygoogle 🖤

Aubrey Kingsbury

I’m not emotionally stable for penalty kicks

Let Trinity Rodman FIGHT

HAL HERSHFELT GO OUT WITH ME

Every team i root for are all going out in the semis so congrats on your conference championship appearance this season, capitals

if i coached the spirit i would simply give hal hershfelt a gun

a DC team playing a NYC team is my Super Bowl