Get tae fuck.
Posts by Mark Holland
Wednesday
That’s the best I could do.
Post you in another country
Tuesday
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SCRAN.
Monday
Get your cracker out of my face!
I'm charged with cosmic energy
Has the world gone mad or is it me?
Sunday
There lies the problem.
I embarrassed myself badly during one of my wife's freebie work trips, and now she won't let me come on her jollies.
I’ll take my chances.
I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”
Try not to get into trouble, Mr x
Saturday
Romance is difficult.
I have not yet shed my winter fur.
Another banger from #Protoje open.spotify.com/album/6O6Njo...
Friday
Science literacy rates are at an all time low
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.
Thursday
Follow my Insta for more recipes.