I saw @devinheroux.bsky.social at the Embassy a couple of hours ago and instantly realized he was something I lost in my transition from the bird app.

Neither of those names are spelt the way you expect so it was tricky to find him, but I did.

Sorry, $243.99

Because when you’re charging $243.99 for frigging jogging pants you need to engage in psychological pricing so people don’t realize you’re charging $250 for sweatpants.

These jogging pants are $244.

I don’t know if any of you have taken a look at the prices of the NHL x Lululemon crossover but HOLY BONKS.

It is absolutely batshit crazy.

I don’t know if you guys are ready for this hot take - but this is too much rain.

Like, at some point the sky should just run out of water, shouldn’t it?

Did you ever see clips of the Masked Singer and just wish you had the disillusioned confidence of one of the judges guessing who’s in there?

You’re right Robin Thicke, that probably is Dame Judi Dench inside the giant popcorn unicorn costume signing Mambo No 5.

I’ve been here for a while, but haven’t actually done anything about it.

The app has been moved to the first page on my phone and I’m going for it.

Can you promise Twitter circa 2011-13 vibes?