You guessed it

Any Niners “fan” or “content creator”mad that we brought back Kyle Juszczyk is a fucking loser. There are no exceptions.

Hurting farmers *and* the needy in one fell swoop. And for what?

Remember when Trump bashed Biden’s EO to make the federal fleet electric?

Then remember how he just committed to buying Tesla vehicles?

Weird

Fellas, that woman doesn’t owe you a goddamn thing. She doesn’t have to hear you out, she doesn’t have to say no in a way that doesn’t hurt your ego. She doesn’t owe you an explanation She doesn’t have to talk to you, see you, sleep with you, none of that.

Grow the fuck up.

Theyre so WEAK

Ensuring Accountability for All Agencies By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Ive also had a really fun time retweeting Elon with the point of Fascism (as defined by Umberto Eco) his tweet falls under.

Gulf of DEEZ NUTZ

Killed them FIRST.

Pathetic

So I convinced Grok that Elon Musk is a fascist yesterday 🤣🤣😤

Henceforth, any plane that lands and flips will be known as the Fetterman landing.

Shocking. Last night Schumer cut a deal with Senate GOP to expedite votes on Trump nominees.

Yesterday, Jeffries promised a "day of action" to focus attention on the funding freeze. You didn't hear about it bc they didn't organize it.

If you want Dems to unify & fight, come help us push them.

Taken directly from Project2025. Look familiar?

THREAD: Since censorship has gotten so bad on the other apps. Sharing global protests and media coverage from our election

Here's more of your DAILY reminder of "we fucking TOLD YOU SO," you maga morons.

💯

Is it weird to make my inaugural Bluesky post about the other apps…? #satire

How'd we fckn get here? I can't wrap my mind around it.

Trump pardoning 1,500 January 6th rioters including VIOLENT ones is a dark indication of what's to come. DEMOCRATS STOP BEING BITCHES AND FIGHT. No democrat should vote for a SINGLE Trump cabinet pick. There are no rules anymore, it's time to adjust to that reality.

The ADL exists to launder the actions of people like Elon Musk and justify what Israel is doing to Palestine.

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

Written right there in the Constitution.

The President cannot change that with the stroke of a pen.

The mainstream media has largely been captured by the right. Even networks like CNN that are typically considered liberal.

He has no heart to throw.. this is the new Nazi salute.

BREAKING: We’re suing the Trump administration to block the president’s attempt to end birthright citizenship.

An executive order does not have the power to override the Constitution.

We’re so cooked

The oligarchs cling to MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech—because dreams aren’t a threat.

They hide this—we will have to pay the bill while they keep TAKING and distracting us with HATE for each other so that we won’t notice.

They don’t want you to know about Martin Luther King’s “One Penny” speech…