Labour MPs need to realise this isn’t about getting rid of Starmer it’s about destabilising the Labour govt and getting rid of all of you .. for Nigel and his mates ! The media have been on overdrive on this since July 24 .. it’s the latest attempt but not the last !
A photo of the front cover of issue 1672 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “TRUMP’S EASTER MESSAGE OF HOPE.” The central image shows Donald Trump seated at a table beside US defence secretary Pete Hegseth with US flags behind them. Speech bubbles add dialogue: Trump says, “I’ve got a brilliant plan for the war,” Hegseth replies, “What is it?”, and Trump answers, “I’m going to blame you!”
Trump’s Easter message of hope
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new director-general of the BBC has got off to a promising start with an immediate scandal involving a high profile presenter landing in his in-tray before he’s even sat down at his desk.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
Reform say it is "disgusting and libellous" to suggest that Nigel Farage flirted with Hitler Youth when he was young.
Here's how a former teacher at his school remembers it
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A bookface photograph combining library staff with book covers. A staff member's face blended with John Cleese.
A bookface photograph combining library staff with book covers. A person blended with The Cuckoo's Calling by Robert Galbraith.
A bookface photograph combining library staff with book covers. A staff members face blended with the cover of A Lesser Evil by Lesley Pearse.
A bookface photograph combining library staff with book covers. Two staff members blended with the cover of The Last Dawn by Nan Maynard.
Today is #NationalFunAtWorkDay AND it's Friday so it's a good day to share some of our favourite old #BookFaceFriday photographs when we were having a LOT of fun at work. 📚🤳😂
A deal to share the money?
I wonder if Charlotte will try and make a deal with Frankie. If Frankie goes back and says Charlotte is a Faithful then it's game over for the others.
Terry had it right
“Why did he have to go to prison?”
"We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?”
“Why?”
“It saves time.”
-Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent.
Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.
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Happy New Year. In the face of so many challenges I have hope that this will be a good year.
For those of you who celebrate today have a wonderful day.
It seems like egomaniacs like the 3 fight phrasing.
12 Days of Gnomemart 🎁 Day 2
Turd Polish. Brighten up even the worst idea with this miracle polish from Johnson & Johnson. 💩
The jumper and branches from the last photo lying in a pile on the floor
Aw no, too close to the heater again ⛄
I am suddenly getting lots of men posing topless. Strange, because on Threads I get busty, scantily clad women.
Terry Pratchett was a wise and gifted writer!
A photo of the front cover of issue 1638 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now. The headline reads 'Masterchef Crisis Grips Britain.' The cover is divided into four panels featuring Gregg Wallace in different roles. Panel 1: 'Celebrity Star' shows him flipping a pancake with speech bubbles saying, 'What a tosser!' and 'Time for just desserts.' Panel 2: 'National Treasure' shows him with Princess Anne, with the caption, 'Another woman of a certain age trying to pin something on me.' Panel 3: 'Top Grocer' features him with fruits and vegetables, saying, 'No one’s grosser than me' and 'It’s Wallace and Vomit!' Panel 4: 'Christmas Favourite' shows him with Santa, stating, 'I’m not naughty, I’m nice,' and Santa responds, 'No one believes in you,' followed by another bubble saying, 'Give him the sack, Santa!'
Masterchef Crisis Grips Britain
The new Private Eye is out now
The excellent Jenny Jones has landed here , a champion of civil liberties , climate and environmental action she is one to follow ! @greenjennyjones.bsky.social
Massive away win for the little fella.
Surely the slogan should read Family, Unity and Country. I can't think of an appropriate word beginning with K
King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.
But he still needed a 45% pay rise.
Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.
#AbolishTheMonarchy
Also, the useless idiot photo. Still enjoying watching Victoria Derbyshire interviewing him