sometimes it really feels like im the only monogamous bisexual in new york city

hinge is making me blackpilled

rolling up to the function self-conscious of my joie de vivre

Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

swiping left on beautiful hikers because i know i’d disappoint them

swiping left on europeans

the sinking horror of “non-political” on the hinge profile

[charli voice] i think im gonna die on this ship

queen cry a lot actually

sobbed outside the establishment so hard that a random group of people gave me a hug and asked if there was anybody they needed to kill

computer, set the hinge filter to nonbinary

Thanks so much!

thanks for this! any info on whether it reduces the odds of developing long covid? that’s been my biggest concern for years now!

the only option is to become hotter

left on read shopping spree

in a mental state that could only be solved by writing a cryptic AIM away message

IN A WORLD….WHERE A HOT MASC LIKES ME BACK……

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have revealed a synthetic glycosystem -a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle- that can BLOCK SARS-CoV-2 from infecting human cells, REDUCING infection rates by NEARLY 99%. Acting as a decoy, the molecule BINDS to the spike protein, PREVENTING it from attaching to real cells.

I looked at one Reddit thread I don’t think I’m strong enough for this after all

the main part id have to endure is drawing furries a la carte to prove my worthiness. id have to look at examples existent in this market. Keep me in your prayers

the economy is looking like i might actually start drawing furry porn for money like actually

i entered moyn*han tra*n stat*on and immediately my train was clearly called for boarding 🙏🙏🙏🙏 fear not

playing a game of chicken waiting for them to cancel the sail due to weather before i call out twice this week for sickness

my hear-me-out cake includes george constanza

getting the worst blowjob of my life in Orc City

(trying to explain my usage of “to test my abilities” to a friend who didn’t watch the show): could you recognize sasuke

i have a crush on everybody. Nobody is safe

take me off birth control for 1 week and give me 3 modelos i begin acting shameful

body language analysis is pseudoscience but im still out here facing my whole form toward my crush at all times and tilting my head a little bit..humiliating

something so dear abt processing my box of CSA veggies..all washed and chopped and tucked neatly in the fridge or freezer..goodnight little vegetables…