Old enough to remember when Glenn Beck tried this same pivot to revive his image during a dip in GOP popularity, before quickly reverting to form

No no no let them do it.

I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots

If he meant any of this he'd just retire from commentary because that's the only rational response to getting it this wrong, but instead he's just gonna endorse Vance next year because of under-the-hood articles about how he opposed the war

Praising JK Rowling when asked a question on trans rights is akin to praising Anita Bryant when asked a question gay rights. No money to Stonewall. No Stonewall at Pride. They are already experiencing a funding crisis, and this chairwoman appointment should be their last. Traitors.

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

Oh no! Not free healthcare and education and housing!!! Not taxes in the rich!!! Truly the rich- I mean average Americans are doomed!

Okay? That doesn't make everyone from there a progressive

You have got to be kidding me, man. What bizarro definition of "progressive" are you working from?

“I’d have voted for Obama a third time if I could” from “get out”

I’d vote for Kamala’s 3rd failed presidential bid if I could

im sure this is entirely unrelated to the uptick in posts this past week blaming the left for kamala losing

It really feels like Dem party is finally having to recon with it's anti Arab racism, and a lot of white liberals are going to kick and scream to demand that their racism is justified

The fucking brain worms these people have about Hasan Piker, and Arabs in general, is disgusting. We’ve got so called liberals talking about Muslims like they’re a Bush voter in 2001

The ID politics being used to tell a Muslim man to shut the fuck up about genocide being bad feels like an op

These people saw the statistic that black women are the most likely to vote Democrat and couldn't resist going full Uncle Remus / Bagger Vance / magical black janitor, and imagine that black people will do all the work necessary to fix all their problems for them.

It's absolutely fetishism.

Women isn't a proper noun

White people who are constantly like "LISTEN TO BLACK WOMEN" tend to just use the general concept of Black women as props/avatars they can hide behind. They don't have to make an actual argument. They just find a Black woman who says what they already believe and go, "You have to listen to her!"

Stanning for a man—ANY man—in April 2026 is certainly a choice. 🥴 Look at my profile, my replies, my reposts. By the white man’s political axis, I’m significantly more left than you are. And this take is absolutely disgusting and anti-Black. You’re talking over the voices of Black women to stick up for a MAN?! Are you okay?!?

A white lady

Got called "disgusting and anti-Black" for suggesting that the anti-Mehdi smear campaign on Threads is bullshit.

"You're talking over the voices of Black women to stick up for a MAN?"

1. No one's identity makes their opinions worth more or less. That's 2010s Tumblr crap.
2. YOU ARE WHITE.

jamrenaissance 12m Anyone that is expressing surprise didn't listen to Black women. Black women aren't surprised by how bad this is; they said it would be this bad. Anyone that read Project 2025 shouldn't be surprised at how bad this is. They said exactly what they were going to do. If you are currently surprised you were not paying attention. Medhi clearly wasn't paying full attention. Black women were. parkermolloy 1m Oh my god, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. This is idiotic bullshit.

I've lost my patience with these morons on Threads.

A white liberal will come at me like, grrr why are you bad talking democrats. And their page will be a Kamala stan page. She's their perfect Black woman democrat they can support so they don't have to pay attention to how they hate black people.

Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social New asshole to block. Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social - 9m These guys already want us dead and have every intention of holding on through violence. And Caesar crossed the Rubicon because he was a criminal who kept repeatedly committing crimes and needed his military impunity to get away with it. Rome's mistake was not knifing him before he got a legion. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social • 14m What do you think the end result of rhetoric like this will be for your side? "Hey, just so you know, the moment you relinquish power to us, we'll kill or incarcerate you. Now, please relinquish power to us." This is why Caesar crossed the Rubicon. He would return to Rome as conquerer or prisoner. Ф 3 • 10 •.. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social - 7m Caesar was based and redpilled, and the small, petty, leftist scum who killed him are remembered only as traitors, cautionary tales of sin. So will you be. 01 Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social LMAO get rekt MAGA scum. You're about to watch Dear Leader blow up his regime thru sheer idiocy, and then you're going to watch a number of your based redpilled senpais who actually committed murders face capital trials, and lose. You should crawl back to Xitter while Elon still has his freedom.

Blue MAGA has discovered the cybersmith and: lol, lmao

I’m so glad people celebrate his entire body of work and not just one particular post

if there’s one thing i miss from twitter it’s keeping up with samoyedcore/cybersmith lore. one of my favorites:

Ed Krassenstein I'm Center-left. I don't smoke weed

Happy 4/20 reprobates

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

why do things like this never happen to me

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

Especially when they dont have those moving walkways and you have to sprint

People say that but as a southerner, this kind of racism has always been pretty openly present in my life... You guys just fall for it when it's couched in more deceptive language