are we supposed to open these

Confession: when Prince had a home in Toronto, I used to drive realllly slowly past his house, just in case he was outside. Never was.

I did stand-up comedy for a long time. The reset is real.

RFK Jr is SALIVATING at the sight of this.

I've developed a 'What the actual fuck' verbal tic from reading too much news. Usually muttered.

Headline: “A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat” Photo fits description!

140?! Someone please bless this poor creature with menopause.

Sid Krofft, Co-Creator of Mind-Blowing Kids TV Shows, Dies at 96 The puppeteer and his late brother Marty partnered on 'The Banana Splits Adventure Hour,' 'H.R. Pufnstuf,' 'Land of the Lost' and much more.

GenX, pour one out for one of the architects of our childhood

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This song still runs around my head.

His biggest gift was the way nothing can really phase us.

Also hoping she brought back some (green) cheese.

Can I take off my Planet of the Apes mask off now?

Here’s a thought - if someone is proud enough of the food they cooked or the thing they made to take a picture and put it on here just either say something enthusiastic and kind or say nothing.

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

March: In like a lion, out like a jackass.

Often think about the time I saw a pit boss blow a blackjack dealer's nose and I thought "who's the *real* boss here?"

Some good news during this awful hellscape!

oil prices are about to make polyester a noble fiber

I mean, what is trafficking, anyway? I often get stuck in traffic! I enjoy the band Traffic! Who knows? I don't think this is an answerable question, tbh.

Think you're so tough, fork?! Well meet my little friend, crouton.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

How I arrived on Bluesky

Brown and white shih-poo dog. He is VERY HANDSOME.

Happy 6th Birthday to George Michael. Our wonderful ball of floof and love.

I've got a Corvette heart trapped in a minivan body.

Can't believe he thought "...and send!" was a good idea.

A painting of a woman standing to speak at a community meeting. She wears a brown jacket over a blue plaid shirt, with folded papers tucked into her pocket. The seated attendees around her look up attentively. The scene is Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech,” but with a female speaker as the central figure.

‘I notice none of you fuckers are listening now’

How his mind went, "...and send."

Ah! Thanks for that. Wasn't made clear in the article. Pretty common med, for sure.