Posts by Ham Stroker's Ejacula
This is so real. I keep thinking abt the hypothetical guy who decides whether or not to approve the grant to the bioengineering lab for their furry transformation serum
steve block man from mine game
knew a guy named "Daniel" who tf names their kid "Daniel"???
also
these two kinda got left out here so they get their own special addition bc i love them
i just saw a video of a guy on the internet
i am fundamentally less powerful and lesser than ppl who make big booming drum sounds btw
pats my flat skinny tummy and it makes tambourine sounds
popping pussy through the patient portal
girl let me get ur MyChart
i just smoked an evil cigarette which is like a normal cigarette
dudde nooo stop that my pineal gland ur calcifying stopp that's not funny
Amazing Jizzital Kirkus
first contact with aliens will be boring as fuck to anyone but massive nerds.
Like most ppl will be like "oh cool they found some prokaryotes on europa and maybe even some millimeter long shrimp-things? This is actually a footnote to my day"
my pussy tastes like Jesus Christ from shin magami tensei
my pussy tastes like jeep grand cherokee
this probably feels so good for the game
me when I want to
i love my awesome gay chud life
okay Jupiter save some moons for the rest of us
What the fuck actually? Tf was their problem
thank u
some goobers
I cannot, throw me in anyway. The star gods crave me
the socioeconomic repercussions of this are astonishing btw