This morning's drive in to work: Good morning deer! Good morning turkey! Good morning same goose I see every day that I'm afraid of!!

all my Ryan Gosling movie fanfictions are getting so many hits thanks to PHM 😆

ozone, something metallic, something in the tree-scents family like cedar, and something sweet maybe?

tired of paying the short + fat person tax, where none of these "petite" pants in 16 I ordered are actually short enough so I must drive an hour to the physical store and either pay to get them shortened or return them entirely (as there's no easily accessible alterations place left in town!)

in what universe is a pair of pants "petite" if I hold them up to me and the waistband is at my neck? what the actual eff.

aaaaand there's our third tornado warning this week

laughing that I made this doc last week and then Samira "it's never too late"ed Robby in the ambulance bay

"please upgrade to a supported browser" is this just gmail mad that I'm using firefox and not chrome? lol suck it gmail

elmo with fireworks behind him and the word fireworks ALT: elmo with fireworks behind him and the word fireworks

also me at #ThePitt finale:

well #ThePitt finale was super good for me and also I sobbed through the entire last fifteen minutes or so

two tornado warnings in two days, whoo

the James Roday-directed episodes of High Potential feel exactly like episodes of Psych, which tracks

Everyone in my complex must have their windows open, I can hear Lulu who lives across the driveway meowing. 😆

people watching the noah wyle doctor show but they don't like noah wyle OR his character... what is the malfunction here! life is too short to watch shows you honestly don't like!

Tonight instead of recognizing someone on The Pitt from something else, I recognize someone from The Pitt! (The season one abortion teen's aunt is in this episode of High Potential.)

I had to rip off a quarter of the bread because the fish wasn't centered and I couldn't move it over due to the glue-cheese.

A single Filet-o-Fish is FIVE DOLLARS? Just for the sandwich?!

oh to be so relaxed

Deadloch S2 is making me cry laughing but I can only watch an episode at a time because the Yelling(TM) is overwhelming.

Oh no, this show is super cute, I love the main character being "Uncle RJ" to his ex-wife's wife's daughter.

Watching RJ Decker has reminded me of what I should be doing today, which is getting caught up on Will Trent.

Hahahahaha it is!

Is this a Hemsworth? #Deadloch

Subpar takeout when you're starving is the worst. 😭

I didn't have any but I definitely remember these.

but really, this is why I usually wait until Friday to watch the new episode, because I want to stay up talking about it but ALAS I am an adult with a job that starts at 7AM and I have to go to sleep

tfw you think, "wait, am I a Langdon girlie after all?" and then realize that yes, you are a Langdon girlie. I can admit it!!

my favorite move that the cat does is to jump up on the bed next to my leg, scream once, then back his ass up until he's in his desired Sit Next to Mom place and plop down

you can post that sentence every single day and be correct. it’s wisconsin. but this time it was for a good reason

Whoo!!!