A two-panel mostly black-and-white comic in a round, cartoonish style. Panel 1: Caption: "12 AM. PLAYING TIMBERBORN." The art depicts a beaver society, with one beaver in the foreground pulling carrots in a tilled field, and a second beaver hauling logs on its back. The beavers have also built stairs, a waterwheel, a farmhouse, and a forester's tower surrounded by trees. Panel 2: Caption: "1 AM." In red text on a black bar, imitating the Dark Souls "YOU DIED" screen, reads "YOUR BEAVERS DIED DUE TO MISMANAGEMENT (YOUR BAD)." Behind the bar is a beaver with Xs for eyes. In the bottom right is a smaller third panel with a short-haired figure wearing circular glasses (me) comically distraught at the beavers' fate that they are responsible for.

Comic caption: 2AM. Panel 1: I (the glasses figure) is crocheting something very small with yellow yarn, having to hold the work close to my face and hunch over it. There are lines on either side of my dot eyes to indicate I'm a little frantic, or tired. A speech bubble coming from me reads, "Okay Little Guy, let me know how this fits." Panel 2: Little Guy (@littleguyofficial.bsky.social), a tiny ET-faced creature with a chubby round body and wearing a hoodie, stands with his arms out for balance and one foot raised, looking down to see how the tiny crochet project fits his foot so far. He seems content with it.

Comic 3: "3 PM" This comic is an un-inked sketch layer and much messier in its linework than the previous two comics. It depicts me lying in bed, shriveled into a skeletal husk. My teeth and cheekbones are exposed, my eyes are mere horizontal hatches, and my nose is bleeding somewhat. My hands feebly cling to my blanket with twig-like scribbles of fingers. My hair is spiking in every direction. A cube-shaped item on my nightstand to my left puffs clouds onto my face uselessly. A speech bubble in the bottom right reads, "You tried your best, my dear humidifier."

Comic 4: "3 PM, FRENCH TOAST!!" A one-panel comic of Jaunt (@roadgaunt.com) holding a plate of french toast out to the viewer. Jaunt is a slim figure with shoulder-length curly hair and rectangular glasses. His hair and face have sparkles coming from them. The french toast at low-center is a fluffy square bread slice with a pat of butter, surrounded by rays of light. Jaunt has a welcoming grin and gentle eyes and seems happy to serve them up.

Hourly comics day was yesterday! feat @roadgaunt.com and @littleguyofficial.bsky.social #hourlycomicsday2026 post 1/2

Cable to meet you

Skateboard video game project?!

omelette
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Love looking over to see @littleguyofficial.bsky.social play a perfect game of balatro, first try

meesh

Get a load of this wise guy

BigFollows dot com!

screenshot of a twitter post by nullcasting (that's me!). There's an image attached to the tweet. the text reads: "So i dropped my airpod in a bucket of feeder artemia today at the aquarium and i tried running a program to shake the water out of them and i forgot what my phone was named," . The screenshot shows a phone banner notification called 'Water Eject'. the banner text reads: "The liquid has been successfully ejected from your pepis,"

by popular request of one person, here's the tweet of a real thing that happened to me this year.

$250 fine for fishing without a license
$500 fine for driving with an expired CDL
$600 fine for misuse of a powerwasher
18 months in jail for intentionally running a locomotive at full speed

This one used to do it, but removed it because of rate limiting, the "only replies" one cleans things up pretty well though
bsky.app/profile/prof...

I need a labeller for accounts that joined like less than two weeks ago
or at least long enough for those accounts to sort out their algorithms

what, you think "pickleball" isn't a psyop? grow up

Do NOT engage with any accounts using #WeekWeek, they are part of a deeply rooted botnet bsky mods are still working on

Abbott and costello in the 00s
A:Who's On First Anyway where the game is Made Up and the points don't matter-

C:we're making up the game?

A:the game Made Up

C:that's what I said

A:you said we're making it up

C:the game is made up

A:right

C:so we make up rules

A:no

Drew carey:*slaps buzzer*

Photograph of glasses shaped like "2025" designed for new years celebration, the one eye hole is in the "0" the other eye hole is oddly placed in the "2"

I realize it hasn't been easy since the 00s, but at least try

Are we to start getting this shit all over BlueSky as well. Liked.

You're upsetting all the tom cruisers with this one

A glass cupboard in a gift shop, the shelf in focus holds two types of porcelain figures. First figure depicts two caricatures of women flashing their breasts and butt respectively. The second figure depicts a woman and a (assumed) man having sex, the woman is bent over holding a light post, the man is standing behind her and wearing an alligator suit.

A gift shop shelf holding various glasses and mugs. The glasses in focus are frosted glass with disembodied, skin tone breasts poking out from them. Another is a clear glass with a print of a disembodied butt wearing a bikini bottom.

Discovering new heights of New Orleans culture
#travel

They were eyeballing Della (compound chocolate)

Move in with us

Great to be here

Nosferatu (2024)

Followup comic showing his ability to ejaculate at same velocity/arc every time (useful for construction and physics)

More people need to know about this, very nostalgic and sonder-esque
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#retro

I recommend it for anyone!
I also don't remember it happening

Here's a neat "bumper" I made for @cabletwo.net last year for fun (using Blender, C4D R12, and After Effects)

#animation #retro #lowpoly

Pixel art of a person: front portrait, standing, and back portrait profiles. Medium length pearlescent hair, a crop top with "UwU" across the chest, black jeans, and a rainbow arm band.

Pretty boy

#pixelart

✅ Pepis,
✅ Piplup Grain Entrapment
❓ Horsle

I can feel the power, the repost trifecta is almost complete