Lowballing the most normal pants I’ve ever seen on Depop

This happened to a friend of mine

My most depressed and peaked in the 90’s friend (who is the last of my friend group left in our hometown) just finished the first draft of a script he’s been working on for a while, and I’m mad proud of him.

Holy shit hahaha. These people are the biggest babies to ever exist

What have I missed? Has one of the devs crashed out?

I think we should put white liberals in camps, for their “safety”

The “shut up about the sun” meme from the office but he’s saying “shut up about brianna wu”

Cars are so goddamn stressful, it’s wild

It sucks that you have to spend money on your car today, but I hope the rest of your birthday is good!!

Happy birthday, friend!

bro last night was a francis bacon painting

Everybody start taking 500mg of magnesium, one hour before bed. Thank me in about a week.

wendy’s baconator erowid trip report

Doing this meme IRL just to quibble over ‘their savage concentration camp’ vs ‘glorious internment camp’ is WILD

Fucking HELL I need one of these

Imagine not being online. I bet it fucking whips, actually.

someone should drop ‘do the bartman‘ in a boiler room set

Imagine dropping Prince’s ‘Batdance’ in a Boiler Room set

I think if you’re defending Japanese internment camps I should be allowed to hit you with my car

Doing tequila shots with Chelsea and making dough and roasting vegetables and Prince is still playing. Incredible scenes.

Listening to Prince at an anti socially loud volume and making some tzatziki and a vaguely middle eastern marinade for some chicken and then I’m going to make some flat bread and then maybe some cookies

Very location specific game I get to play every year at this time: homeless person or PCT hiker?

It’s wild that I have two long term mutuals on several platforms, that do not follow each other on any platform whatsoever, but they both follow every single clown girl account on Instagram

Oh, what do you think is funny? None pizza left beef? Pathetic. Insect.

Pete hegseth: no more woke and gay dry socks for our troops. More like “DEI socks”. That ends NOW! also no more clean water. The troops will be drinking man’s water, from a puddle like a man (not gay)

Quick but intense weight sesh to ease back in after being sick last week, lads

Confiscating bootleg clothing isn’t very “free market” of you, officer

Got high and made pad kra pow and now im brushing the cat and listening to Green Day real loud lol

Coming back three hours later to tell me this says different, lockercel

A photo of a black t shirt with the Pirate Bay logo printed on it

This one was just delivered today haha