Like is it a magic blazer? #HPI

Are all scorpios late to stuff or just me + the ones I know?

Didn’t she like die? Wuah I hate ghosts

Save it sweetie, cause I know that you speak English #mariskahargitay

I love seeing the sopranos women in SVU

When ur period makes it feel like your assh0le has been repeatedly punched, what is that called?

#kodysays I like Taylor swift because she sounds like phoebe bridgers.

Since when do ribs have corn?

I’m not under arrest, I’m under cardiac arrest

I’m using a pen I got for free with purchase of a 2026 paper planner, this is the best pen I’ve used in a while. Smooth

Garcia giving Dr.Al that once over, lethal

It’s not litter cause it’s in a trash can #kodysays

Chunky knit grey sex cardigan #invrlikedyou

Christian by Faith #mess

#hisandhers is what #KatherineRyan and I like to call a good commitment to parenting

Plenty of eggs in the sea, partner. #hacks

the straw that will get me to quit vaping? all the flavor+name changes that faintly taste of dental office runoff

Hos before sons 🍒

Did you even burn rubber in your 20s?

Every woman wants to pick herbs in an Italian linen dress #tues

#SHEINsays : Versatile without skin color selection,

Knowing things? Knowing actual, factual things? It is hot #areminder

Oh my god, is that a drifter with a hook for a hand? No drifter, no!!?! #lilysays

#SHEINsays I’m the knife

I don’t think he knew the difference between mass and weight, but don’t worry I pulled him aside after class #HPI

I don’t care if it’s a strap, n in me. #ride

I didn’t call him, he showed up at my house. #ride

Oh to be Brad Dorif eating a bowl of Skittles in Canada

Some airhead virgin lit the black flame candle

You dumb girls are so stupid #screamqueens