this is basically throwing a hand grenade into a party and running away

Oh, so its actually difficult to tell the difference between authentic bugshit conspiracy theory content and satirical bugshit conspiracy theory content, especially when theyre both published under the same brand name?

i’m the world’s most episcopalian human being, i am nice to the point where it’s weird how nice i am, and if you record me with glasses i am going to throw a joe frazier left hook so big you go back in time like marty mcfly

bing bong you are back in 1955

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ngl they kinda cooked us with this one

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

My church is doing a seminar on Christian Nationalism this Saturday but sadly they'll have nothing to talk about

you’re a stone cold asshole and i am not. it’s not a huge deal. we just disagree on the purpose of being alive.

i totally get it, the purpose of a corporation is to maximize shareholder value. so yeah fire ten million people and replace them with chatgpt i guess.

my job, as a functioning human being with a moral center is to try and make the world a good place for people. we just have different goals.

the central thesis behind large language models is that we will phase your fucking ass out of human existence, you are so dumb a robot can do it.

and hey dude that sucks, i like being alive and having legal tender to spend on goods and services.

wait your argument is that i’m a worthless piece of shit?

dude i could just call my family members if i wanted to hear that.

Politicians often reach out to younger generations by awkwardly adopting their cultural signifiers. Mamdani is just too young so the target demo for this particular pander is 8 years old.

Ismaila Sarr has the ball in the net but Darren England rules it out for a handball by Jean-Philippe Mateta which is the correct decision #CPFC

I hadn't considered this but OF COURSE phishing will increase

Unhappy to report the phishing one is quickly becoming a real problem now. Why go to the trouble of social engineering when people will just give up their ID, financial info, biometrics, etc. to an AV portal? There's no standards so how can you differentiate a fake one from a real one?

painting of very a floral garden with a ladybug, a dragonfly and a frog

frog, ladybug and dragonfly

THIRTY MINUTES.

thirty goddamn minutes.

Things I keep saying that no one likes.

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Here we go. 58 minutes played and Jean-Philippe Mateta, Ismaila Sarr and Daichi Kamada are coming on.

Off go Jorgen Strand Larsen, Yeremy Pino and Will Hughes #CPFC

It is fundamentally dishonest and completely delusional to be going around saying "ah, someone is not technically correct about their reason for disliking AI! AI skepticism is therefore very much like the anti-vax movement!" Go fall in a hole

Wild to keep hearing anti-AI sentiment described as an "echo chamber" by people who pretend there's never been a coercive dogshit marketing campaign actively pissing people off about it for two years or any no-opt-out half-baked shovelware making everyone's PCs and phones worse

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

The drop off from JPM/Sarr/kamada/wharton to JSL/Johnson/Hughes/Lerma is ginormous.

I lived in the Before Times when many workers got a small office w/ a door that closed. For focus, that was perfect. Now we're farmed into shared florescent office stables (that research has repeatedly demonstrated diminish "efficiency" & output). I am 100% more focused at home for every task. #wfh

got their asses

9th date idea: u help me put all the worms back in the ground after it rains

Cats are gonna *love* this

When you and your brother fence with sparklers at the 4th of July party.

the 90s NHL glowing puck could never

The conservative intelligentsia is just wildly, cartoonistly racist, and the fact that this gets less elite pushback from the prestige media/commentariat than "woke" does is such a damning indictment of our whole society.