INTRO AND OUTRO STORY BY TATE BROMBAL, ISAAC GOODHART & MIQUEL MUERTO BITE ME BY JAMES TYNION IV & NOAH DAO THE BARGAIN BY LEE OSTERTAG ATTACHMENT BY KENNY WROTEN EVERY WITCH WAY BY JADZIA AXELROD & BAILIE ROSENLUND LOVE IN STARSHINE BY VITA AYALA & CLAUDIA AGUIRRE S GROWING APART BY JOSH TRUJILLO & ED LUCE BLOOD SISTER BY -LILAH STURGES & VASH TAYLOR DREAMY SITUATIONSHIP BY JACOBY SALCEDO HOW TO DATE YOUR DRAGON BY ZoE TUNNELL & TENCH OF A FEATHER BY SINA GRACE ALL STORIES LETTERED BY ADITYA BIDIKAR

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Yesterday my kid told me “I’m too nuclear to walk down the stairs,” and like, okay, we’ve all been there

Christ 😱 I would lay down in the grocery store too. I wish I had some real comfort to offer, I’m so sorry you’re going through it like that

That is so cool, and also 😱😱😱

Israeli strike kills infant girl in south Lebanon during father's funeral Wrapped in bloodied bandages, Aline Saeed, 7, barely survived an Israeli strike on her home. She was there to bury her father when a new strike killed her infant sister and other relatives.

“Israeli strike kills infant girl in south Lebanon during father’s funeral” — headline that tells you all you need to know about Israel’s war on Lebanon

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide.

Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session.

Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

Diane and I aim to start a business to prevent her from needing to leave Albania. We really don't want to split the party like this. So, could you help us raise the capital we need?

Very important thread regarding the scope and effects not yet visible to most of us in this crisis

I am SO BAD at voices, just miserable at it lol

a man and a woman wrestling on a stage Alt: a man and a woman wiggling like fish on stage, presumably doing an improv performance

Me at 7:08am on a Saturday morning

Entering the improv actor phase of parenthood

Minding my own business, then: “I turned you into fog!”

“Now you’re in the back of an airplane but it’s MAD. Now YOU’RE the mad airplane.”

“Can you be a kaiju in the ocean, but crying?”

We do not have to hand it to them and it was for shitty reasons, but ending de minimus shipments is a net good

Phthalates are also on your receipts, price labels, and other printed items, because they’re added to ink.

They really are in basically everything.

Happy birthday!! 🎉🎂🎊🎈🎁💚

This is the same situation with everything else made with plastic resins, like polyester, polypropylene, and polyethylene. So clothes, furniture, foam, stuff like that.

This would be your milk jugs, shampoo bottles, cutting boards, plastic bags, Saran Wrap, basically everything in your kitchen, shipping mailers, poly bags your new stuff comes in, bagged fresh vegetables, snack bags, yeah most things

Remarkably similar to parenting a toddler human tbh

Yes! It’s like a 36 hour window between standard identical twins and conjoined twins.

No we don’t hear each other’s thoughts and we can’t tell when the other is in pain, which is great for me because she just broke her arm

Mirror image twins are when an embryo splits later than usual, making a set of even more genetically identical, identical twins. It’s rare because uhhh mostly we don’t both make it

Me and my sister’s birth was a literally 1 in 1,000,000 event (identical and mirror image twins)

Being that my area is textiles that’s what I’m most equipped to speak to, but like. Tubes for dialysis machines and IVs and saline bags and scrubs and surgical masks and and and

All synthetic fibers - polyester, nylon, polyurethane, polyethylene, etc etc - are by-products of refining petroleum. Like “lol SHEIN girlies about to find out” but also everything else in your household is made of plastic and was designed to degrade quickly.

Important 🧵, and also - a significantly higher % of consumer goods are petroleum products now than in previous conflicts, such as polyester clothing, medical plastics, food packaging, etc. which will all be massively affected by this.

I’m so sick of black folks doing what they had to do

They deserve better

Aaaaaaaange this is so good 😭😭😭

10000000% especially when it tastes like chemical butter

What the hell lol