I'm better. I am better. gotta be.

. . . . .

a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it . ALT: a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .

SELF DESTRUCT MODE

OHHH. OKAY, GOTCHA

why are you punching megaman rn

YOU'RE KIND OF A LOSER

NOT AS LONG AS YOU SAY SHIT LIKE 20% COOLER

/MY/ PROTO MAN (THE COOLER ONE BTW) ALSO GOES BY BLUES, OKAY?!! GOT A BIT MIXED UP!!!!

POTATO, PATATO!!

FIGURE IT OUT, BLUES!!!

WELL, IT ISN'T MEGAMAN. PROCESS OF ELIMINATION SAYS IT SHOULD BE YOU!!!!

AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE...

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

... UGH! Weird conflicting feelings.. if this were /actually/ Blues, he might enjoy this..

“ SHUT UP!! I'M GONNA BEAT HIM ONE OF THESE DAYS, GOT IT?! ”

💢💢💢

“ DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME. EVEN IF I /WERE/ SHORTER THAN AVERAGE.

WHICH I'M /NOT/!! ”

Bass swats at Proto Man's hand, practically /hissing/.. (what is he, a cat?!)

“ THAT'D BE NOTHING BUT A TACTICAL ADVANTAGE!! I'D RATHER BE NIMBLE THAN SOME HULKING OAF. ”

“ /SHUT IT/ ”

Bass gets riiight up in Proto Man's face, the lights in his red 'eyes' glowing with malice.

“ I'M NOT JUST /A/ MEGA MAN KILLER. I'M /THE/ MEGA MAN KILLER. THE CULMINATION OF ALL OF DOCTOR WILY'S PAST FAILURES. HIS ULTIMATE ROBOT MASTER. ”

His eye twitches. anyone around could probably /hear/ the sound of his artificial teeth grinding.

“ YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP! I'M A PERFECTLY NORMAL SIZE FOR A MEGAMAN KILLER!! ”

Face to face with this red 'bot, he found himself wondering if this was really Blues.. something was.. off.

.... And then he opened his mouth and set Bass off like a firecracker!

“ / WHAT / DID YOU SAY ?!”

Canon divergent portrayal of SWN-001, FORTE/BASS from the MEGAMAN SERIES.

Mused by SYNTH. Adult mun.

Used to be drcpthebass on Twitter