Wild Poppies Near Argenteuil, Claude Monet, 1873

Wild Poppies Near Argenteuil, Claude Monet, 1873.

Agreed! I love my foot guys (and gals/theys 😊)

But like, what if it’s 3am and I just wanna see if you’re “aVaiLabLE?”, with zero intro, location, or context? Don’t be unfair to the aVaiLabLE? demographic 😤🫠

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Once again mostly in the garden, but still have some time available for dinners, dates, and frolicking this week and next!

In DC this week and next, who is taking me to the nat’l arboretum or a private botanical garden? (we can skip the downtown cherry blossom madness, don’t worry)

My loves. If it's your first time or you're feeling nervous/shy, that's absolutely OK and welcome. But I do recommend, if you can, to book longer to allow yourself time to relax into the experience. A chat/flirt over a drink or meal makes a WORLD of a difference. More connection = better sex always

Mulched and composted the garden today… tragically my favorite vintage jeans couldn’t handle the workload 🍑😭

It’s a ~novel~ concept, apparently 🧐

Fun fact: my favorite foreplay is solving the day’s NYT crossword together🤓 (I’m partial to the Saturday)(I recognize this is very openly dorky)

Signs of Spring: fresh sidecut, so many flower seeds, and Juniper finally coming out of hibernation 🌻

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Hi Philly, I’m in you! My time is spoken for today but catch me later this month if you missed me this time😘

Salem taking a mirror selfie next to a picture of saint vitalis

I'll be around Baltimore for a few more days in case any of my local lovers reach out 😘

Just a train ride away! 😘

Last minute availability in Baltimore today, let’s escape the chill together 😘

You can’t find me at the other place for the time being, but you can lay your eyes on me here any time 👀🌻

My namesake herb and I have a lot in common:
-easy to wrap your hands around
-smells intoxicating
-comes best tied up with string 😇
What are your favorite parts of Juniper?
I’m available this week wherever herbs are grown, if you ask nicely 😘🌻

Feeling the Autumn / femme fatale vibes today… who wants to cuddle up with hot tea and this hottie 😈 (I’m so sorry for the terrible pun) — availability this weekend and next week for cozy dates, puns not included

Met some new friends today, human and insect alike! Peep this little swallowtail caterpillar friend on a bronze fennel plant. I’ll be in Baltimore/DC the rest of the week, give me an excuse to get out of the garden 🌻💕

Have a date with myself & a favorite gallery in DC tomorrow morning… so, I have rare last minute availability for a lunch or dinner date, reach out to me tonight and let me be your muse tomorrow? 🌻

Slight change of plans & staying closer to home for the rest of the month, DC and Baltimore I’m all your 💕 My York & Tysons patrons, feel free to reach out also. Richmond, Philly and beyond— I’ll see you in early August (reach out soon, my schedule is quickly filling up for next month)

Tried to take a lowkey selfie on the train and got a dirty look, so feet pic it is! DC today, York tomorrow, Baltimore/DC this weekend and RICHMOND on the 14th-15th. Most of my time is spoken for, reach out if you want to steal me away for a midday tryst or evening date 🌻

Have some rare & unexpected availability tonight, hosting in BWI/Baltimore 🌻💕

Hosting in Baltimore/BWI area tonight, take me to (or for) dinner? 🌻😈

Dispatches from the garden— my plants and I are very much in bloom 😌🌻 I’ll be in Alexandria/Tysons area tomorrow afternoon/evening, let’s play?

Hosting in DC tomorrow and have time for an afternoon fling, join me?