A bottle of bourbon would be a slight improvement.

Idk. I think I’d still like to see @bencollins.bsky.social shirtless on a horse.

Is this even constitutional?

Maybe Hegseth is right?

Maybe Samuel L. Jackson *is* The Lord?

Love her even more now.

You can leave off the qualifier

💯

Benito the ground

They need to make a move in the offseason for Draymond Green, and Anthony Black… draft Blue Cain and have a Reservoir Dogs lineup.

Not ready to lead. Too eager to blame

Burn it all down

Review info on one Justice Bork

Most fragile fucking snowflakes

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

Oh yeah? How marbled are your thighs?

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I could watch this for hours and feel nothing but joy

Pure love

If you havent seen this, make sure you read.

If at first you don’t succeed, replace your entire starting lineup with players from the portal.

We could be looking at one of the worst humanitarian crises in history tonight.

I’ve never been more optimistic about America winning the World Cup. Real chance no one else shows up.

Michigan is a great team. The played great. UConn too may mistakes.

James breeding. 6th man of the game

Please. No need to derive the entire game to a single play.

Especially when there’s a 12 free throw discrepancy you can so easily point to.

Yes, the Big Ten has finally learned how to recruit basketball talent. <touches ear> Hold on, I’m getting some last minute info here…

The no-call on the offensive end did them in. The three was just a reminder that it’s 5 on 8

Margin of victory: 6

Free throw discrepancy: 12

Michigan “outplayed” UConn

Dusty May: well if you told me that our recruits would be this useless, but we’d buy ourselves a starting five that could get it done, I’d say: well, how about some cash for the refs just in case?

Congrats Michigan!

You proved you can buy a championship in @ncaa.bsky.social men’s basketball. Not sure if you spent more money buying literally every single starter, or the refs, but it was money well spent.

If one good thing comes out of the is game, I hope that it leads the @ncaa.bsky.social to investigate referee behavior and gambling

Good game Michigan. Your $ goes further with the refs. Good job.