i also miss getting wine drunk with my cat and online shopping

i never got to have a “party” phase bc i’ve always worked myself ragged, so it was fun to have that. but i’m sooooo ready to be able to go out to nice dinners with my friends regularly again.

i’ve genuinely had a wonderful six months not working and being able to treat myself to the rest and reset thy i’ve needed for a long time. but bitch i’m ready to make MONEY again.

hand in the bible, i don’t care how hard i have to work, i am going to be able to treat myself to anything and everything i want this summer

love a man with a thick ass chicago accent

apple music needs to stop trying to get me to connect with my friends. nobody needs to see the mess i listen to 😂

this why i can’t drink when i go home

a banh mi really is the perfect sandwich

like that actually grossed me out LMAO

saying “you give good hugs” is a micro aggression towards fat people

rewatching all of the star wars content chronologically before i have to go back to work

i stay with a zofran in my purse 24/7

and that’s community!!!!!

omg trust i know it’s not good at all lmao. i’ve been drinking meal replacement shakes when im not hungry just so i keep my blood sugar up and don’t lose my hair, lol. the first three days after i up my dosage on my shot i just always feel like total death lmao.

and then ppl are like “make them yourself” and the feathers alone cost $600

unintentionally haven’t eaten in two days and i’m feeling soooooooo skinny

one of the heels on my pleasers broke and i’m actually devastated

i’m kinda like if anna nicole smith had a dick

we need more gogo boys with visible bush

go book my sister for a tour!!!!! i feel so smart now !!!!

need to move away from wrigleyville pronto bc i can’t deal with this forever

had full intentions of going out tonight but i just took shrooms and watched mukbangs of ppl eating crab legs

feel that

yall need to stop overplucking these wigs bc wdym your unit has alopecia too

when you need to judge a pageant but your mom makes your take you little brother

trust no bitch and trust no fart

having backup dancers at an open stage is certainly a choice

still a justin bieber fan bc unfortunately i think headlining coachella and just fucking around on youtube is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

if anybody has any 2.5 mg gummies tn lmk

why’s it look like silent hill outside