Imagine if some sort of tragedy occurred in this room! That's nearly 100 collective IQ points, gone!

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It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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Hello, I am Alex Goldman, the host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and the former host of Reply All, which some of you probably listened to and liked. I have noticed that a lot of former Reply All listeners have no idea my show exists, so I feel like there's a big untapped audience out there.

Simply one of the most chaotic starts to an individual's Wikipedia page you can find

we need to do a full brand reset on “men”. it is time for men2

You misspelled “need a woman who is legally and economically subservient to them”

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

Hell yes Crow, what a damn first start #Brewers

Bullpen roll call:

PATRICK

ASHBY

JAKE WOODFORD

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

If you're wondering how they pitch and hit,
and other baseball facts,
then repeat to yourself it's just a game,
I should really just relax

hell yeah

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

It’s finally happening. We crested 200 subs on twitch this month, so it means two guys who haven’t seen Smackdown since 2017 are going to be watching it live on twitch. @torqpenderloin.bsky.social + @wrestlingbrain.net hate WWE and are watching it tonight. Friday Night Slakdown is live at 5p/7c

Exactly one year ago today:

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

Mangrate should have paid him double what they did, I will never forget it

holy shit this is funny. the worst accounts on twitter are melting down rn

Karl Urban as Judge Dredd

Honestly unacceptable that there aren't 20 Karl Urban Dredd movies for me to watch.

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

good morning

TODAY: @raxkingisdead.bsky.social at the Cock Sparrer show. "The venue overflowed with aging punks, all soigné in their skinhead finest: Levi’s jeans that appeared not so much skinny as tattooed on, and Doc Martens polished to a high gloss." flaminghydra.com/the-want-to-...

A look approved by Wisco’s QB1

@jordan3love x #WiscoConnect

I do find it ironic how we have to have all these delicate conversations about what to do about ICE when Trump and co. have executive fiated USAID, DOE, the Wilson Center, institute of peace, CFPB, and now the Forest service

The Governor’s Supplemental Budget Has One Transit Line Item. It’s a Cut. Walz is looking to cut transit funding again — while ignoring a billion-dollar annual highway maintenance crisis stemming from the fourth-largest road network in the country.

Great idea to cut transit funding right at the outbreak of a prolonged oil shortage. Minnesota lawmakers should do precisely the opposite of what Walz is proposing. streets.mn/2026/04/07/t...

Two reminders:

First, Robert E. Lee was never a general in an army recognized by the United States. You can annoy all the right people by referring to him as Col. Robert E. Lee, his actual rank.

Second, the primary flag of the Confederacy is the white one of surrender. To wit: