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Posts by The Soggiest Poet

Mommy does always know best, and she knows you're a baby, so you have to sleep diapered πŸ₯°

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It's not a bug, its a feature!

2 days ago 1 0 0 0
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I smelled something nice, and this is how pups say hello!!!

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

Nooooooooice

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Maybe someday baby. Maybe πŸ₯°

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Oh mΓ­ estrellita, who said you were ready for big girl undies? Ill need to have a word with them for putting such fibs into my babies head.

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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Is that an Expedition 33 reference?

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

It means youre a soggy baby, we already knew that silly πŸ₯°

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Well then, i guess the contest begins! Nothing personal Ruka, but ill be in my babies corner. I'm not sure she'll actually win, but, ill be cheering her on all the same, rainclouds and all πŸ₯°

3 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

Are you know? And when did you become a big girl? I was putting a diaper on you just last night! So unless you've got a time machine I don't know about im not sure how you can be a big girl. πŸ₯°

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

The sacred pinkie swear, that's quite a thing for a little one to swear on, ill take your word for it 😁

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

What a wonderful idea! And yes, i would definitely keep her honest. But, someone would.need to make sure you're not cheating either ya know!

3 weeks ago 1 0 2 0

It may well show that, mama does have her wet nights. But, even if it did, how would you read such a complicated document? It's a bit above your level, being so small and all. πŸ˜‡

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Alls fair in love and pottys little one, not that you would know much about that latter 😁

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

I think its adorable how my baby is teasing someone about a potty chart, I imagine you could fill one in record time mΓ­ estrellitaπŸ₯°

3 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

And one of them is quick on the draw 🀣

3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0
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The clap back on that was so quick that it gave me whiplash.

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

I'm not apologizing.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I'm a hard-core gamer! πŸ₯°

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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This is why we keep little ones in boosted diapers, cause you've gotta keep the sheets safe from the soggy monsters! But hey, boosted pixel pals means I beat new game plus!

3 weeks ago 8 1 1 0

There always next time! 😁

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

The prophet has spoken! It shall be so!

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Only babay thoughts of soft plusshies, wame cuddles, and fun play. Just as mΓ­ estrelluta should be πŸ₯°

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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My body is aging
By my heart is finally remembering
What home
Feels like.

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

Title: Still Night
12:55 and you're asleep
The fan spins overhead
In its whirligig way
Soft, grainy music in my skull
And warmth in my skin.
Have you ever been so comfterable
That
You want to cry?
I want to crawl inside you,
Use your heart as a teddy bear,
And your lungs as a pillow.

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

I feel called out -.-

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

Yessssssssssssssss

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Tee-he, im in danger!

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

You'll be back in it soon enough mΓ­ estrellita πŸ₯°

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