of the 5 people I knew at my screening, 100% of us are gay, so I'm going to assume it tracks for the rest of the crowd

They're doing a limited imax release! Or at least they are in Canada

a woman wearing red gloves looking through binoculars ALT: a woman wearing red gloves looking through binoculars

so goddamn good to see speed racer at a theater again (and in 4k with an appreciative audience!)

i love trawling gay geocities via geocities.restorativland.org. it's so weird to see a little window into queer people developing a comfortable online outlet, being sweet, vulnerable, horny or completely feral over 25 years ago. i guess all these people are mostly in their 70s now

(I am not making up a guy to get mad at)

Wellington: floods
Facebook doofus: a bike lane did this

those SHOES

I’m at trivia is Luxon still PM

sometimes apple music will start a new album and randomly insist on using default speakers for it, despite my headphones being connected via bluetooth. If I play any other album? Headphones. This one album that apple music has apparently cursed for now? Nope, tinny laptop speakers until restart.

The least believable part is the show proposing that big belly David Harbour is supposedly undesirable

The dialogue in DTF St Louis is so circular and interesting

first shorts day of the yeaaaaarrrr

SLAYYYTER LIVE AT COACHELLA 2026 (WEEKEND 1) YouTube video by ruanzudo

yes slayyyter fuck me up

There should be a Pelipper regional variant that’s based on an albatross

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

Hello fellow Person who should by all accounts love Twin Peaks but for whatever reason just hasn’t watched it yet

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

Every photo of Altman looks like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

Has Israel agreed to the truce? The Israeli military, which launched the war against Iran alongside U.S. forces Feb. 28, announced Wednesday that it had “ceased” fire on Iran in accordance with the truce, but remained on “high defensive alert” and “ready to respond to any violation.” It said the ceasefire would not include Lebanon, however, directly contradicting Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and the ceasefire plan outlined by Iranian state media. Hours later, the Israeli military said it had undertaken the largest wave of strikes across Lebanon since the start of its invasion, with heavy bombardment reported in the capital, Beirut. https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/us-iran-agree-ceasefire-actually-deal-will-last-rcna266838

Iran & Pakistan had an understanding that this fragile framework included regional ceasefire, including Israel.

It's preposterous to think that any agreement will allow free rein for Israel to continue aggression AND Trump to crow "peace in the Middle East."

🧾 www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/u...

in my defence, he started it

sometimes wfh just means making cher noises at my dog all day

The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Things are pretty busy at the world hospital

I think everyone in Aotearoa should know where our foreign minister is right now: standing next to Rubio as he dodges questions about war crimes

No joke. She literally yelled “SHAME!” As she yanked the gun from a dude in the Korean Army and then broke through the locked congressional door to vote.

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

if you ever want to feel like a genius just read comments on any reel about Artemis II

Parasocial relationships only